Fishhat ADVENTURE
You are a stylish FISHHAT.
The last thing you remember is a small fellow in a pointy hat teleporting you and your WEARER to parts unknown. The WEARER appears to be nowhere in sight, and can therefore be assumed to be in a different part unknown than yourself. The part you ended up in looks remarkably boring from your current position.
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With newfound vim, you proceed to flop in an easterly sort of direction. You find an old-fashioned JUKEBOX. It is unplugged.
(is the first image supposed to loop? it doesn't)
EDIT: Look behind it for a socket.
Use splash attack!
This! Or Jeff's Fonz suggestion!
Either/or!
You channel the great Arthur Fonzarelli as best you can, but manage only a wet splat against the JUKEBOX. It remains silent.
You flop your slimy self around the room looking for a wall socket to get your tunes on. You make your way past the JAIL DOOR secured shut with a lock requiring the RED KEY, continue past a colorful BEACHBALL, and onward past a large RED LASERGUN.
You see no sockets.
Take the torch and light the JAIL DOOR on fire!
Edit: but for really: Attach laser to your head.