Five Letters to a Sentence

NoLonger

Incan caramels buy Incan nougat.

J M I T R

Behemoth

Jakey makes it tighter, Ryan.

W T F A Y

Serephel

What the fuck Adam? You...

G D I A F

Behemoth

God dammit! I am free!

W A Y T A

X'o'Lore

With trepidation, Fred almost yielded.

EDIT: (darn, didn't refresh the browser)

We agitated your tiny alligator.

T Y E M C

shakeycat

"Thank you!", every man chants.

R I M B O

grandbahamut

Riding into Moab, Billy overdoses.

B E V I S

god

Badgers eating virtually indigestible sandwiches.

H D K R N

Behemoth

Harry didn't know Ron nossed.

B I S F A

kukopanki

Beer is sufficient, Father Adam.

M A I D E

DrLeopoldStrabismus

My achilles is definitely... ellipses.

M A R I O

Drooling Iguana

Milky autocratic insects destroyed everything!

A E I O U

EDIT: Curses

Manic albatrosses recuperate in Ohio.

Behemoth

An elephant is often undressed.

B F J P V

X'o'Lore

Bees flying jet planes veered.

S T L V J

Voltage

Stop the large vanishing Jabu-Jabu!

(where'd he go 7 years later, anyway?)

P F A J Y

X'o'Lore

Pizza for anyone? Just you?

D T X K W

god

Did the xenophobe know Walter?

F J S N W

Behemoth

Fucking jerk sat near Walter.

Q A Z W S

amazox

Quails aren't Zebras with stripes

B R A T S

god

Big robot ate the saxaphone.

X Y N W K.

Silverward

Xylophones yell noisily while klinking.

D L A C B

Drooling Iguana

Don't lick a cow's backside. (That's good advice, by the way.)

A B C D E

god

A bear came, destroying everything.

F G H I J

Drooling Iguana

Frederick grabbed his ignited jetpack.

E A D G B

Silverward

Even angry dogs get bitten.

S P A C E

X'o'Lore

Some people are crushing everything.

U T Y C P

god

Unless they yell "Clean Ponchos!"

J E C I A

kukopanki

Just eat cake inside, Andrew.

Q W E R T

Voltage

QueenQuinlin will erect rad teleporters.

N H Y F E

X'o'Lore

Now have your feet examined.

B O I K L