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Voltage

Why don't we neuter the interesting spambots, like this one? We did it to Bob2008

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god wrote: »

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mario

I neutered wikibot and he stopped posting. There's no preserving these things.

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Voltage

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Serephel

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Voltage

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mario

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Fuiou0045 wrote: »

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Fuiou0045 wrote: »

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Fuiou0045 wrote: »

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Fuiou0045 wrote: »

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Voltage

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