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  • edited February 2009
    Pictures lead to thoughts.
  • edited February 2009
    When women are stimulating each other sexually while both completely nude, and things are going in and out of things, I'd like to think that's lesbian fucking.
  • edited February 2009
    But that definition assumes that women as a whole consider the vagina the main sex organ, when many actually would consider the clitoris to be more important.
  • edited February 2009
    For sex to take place, I consider the vagina more important than the clitoris.
  • edited February 2009
    That's indicative of a very phallocentric view: you (seemingly) privilege the standard dichotomy of male/female above the other possibilities, and so sex must involve a penis and/or penetration.

    Accurate?
  • edited February 2009
    For my standard view, yes! But I will allow two people to define what sex means to them. I realize a lack of vocabular standardization in this area (or any area for that matter) can lead to confusion that others may deem "unnecessary". However, I feel that we need to allow our language to evolve enough that in 500 years time pompous English majors will have ancient spellings and syntaxes with which to lord over their less-educated contemporaries.
  • edited February 2009
    Then there's nothing wrong with that, as long as you allow for multiple definitions.

    And I would much rather see English not evolve that much at all so that our old texts don't lose their accessibility for future audiences. But I know that it will.
  • edited February 2009
    Well, my definition of sex isn't entirely true. I consider oral sex to be sex, too. How do I feel about manual sex? I don't consider that sex. I think it's sexual, but not sex. I consider the following things sex:
    • Vaginal penetration with a penis
    • Vaginal penetration with a strapon
    • Any vaginal penetration that involves pelvic thrusts
    • Any anal penetration that involves pelvic thrusts
    • Blow jobs on an actual penis
    • Cunnilingus on an actual vagina
    • Breast fucking while both parties are totally nude
    • Mutual masturbation followed by atleast one (1) orgasm, provided that the masturbation session included one of the following:
      1. Heavy and intense kissing
      2. Heavy and intense eye contact fueled by either lust of love
      3. Heavy and intense nipple-sucking/neck biting/asshole fingering

    The things I consider sexual but not sex:
    • Fellatio performed on a strap on
    • Penetration with a hand-operated dildo (either vibratory or not)
    • Cunnilingus performed on one of those weird latex vagina molds
    • One-way masturbation, whether orgasm follows or not
    • One-way masturbation followed by one-way masturbation (the masturbation needs to be mutual and cotemporal for it to be considered sex)
    • Ass licking, whether it results in an orgasm or not
    • Breast fucking while one or more parties has one or more articles of clothing on

    FURTHERMORE: When describing virginity, specification needs to be given to exactly what you've done, since "virginity" has it's own meaning to everybody based pretty much on how much your morals conflict with your carnal, but natural, desires. The whole "anal sex means I'm still a virgin" thing could be completely avoided if the person asking about said virginities would instead ask, "Have you ever engaged in ACTIVITY X."

    How does everybody else feel?
  • edited February 2009
    John, I think you (we all) are overthinking this.
  • edited February 2009
    Shut up Hammy, I want to see John write about anilingus some more
  • edited February 2009
    I refuse!
  • edited February 2009
    Prude.
  • edited February 2009
    Guys, this isn't about freedom of speech or whatever! It's about what you all consider to be the line between sex and non-sex.
  • edited February 2009
    although I find your statement pretty accurate, john, I just have one comment. You never go ass to mouth.
  • godgod
    edited February 2009
    I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
  • edited February 2009
    I'm with Jhonny. Spank me, grab me, dig in your claws, but don't go anywhere near there, thanks.

    Interesting, though, that vibrator penetration doesn't count, but a strapon does. Hmm.
  • edited February 2009
    If there are pelvic thrusts!
  • edited February 2009
    It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri-i-i-ight!

    With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in ti-ah-ight!

    *laughs*
  • edited February 2009
    Hmm... so it's only sex if it's the approximation of bodily contact?
  • edited February 2009
    Appendix A: Additional Things Which Are Considered Sex
    • The Time Warp
  • edited March 2009
    I'm back! You may rejoice. Topic was quite alright with me.
    However,
    Damn, I picked the wrong month for my glorious return. *sigh*
    Amoeba Boy wrote: »
    I'd say you chose the best month to return. Adam's departure has left a hole that you've filled admirably.
    *laughs* Oh, how I have missed you guys. There's been a hole left in me that only you could fill. :D

    I'm very disappointed in all of you. Nobody made any connection here? Really?
  • edited March 2009
    You were gone?
  • edited March 2009
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I'm very disappointed in all of you. Nobody made any connection here? Really?
    Perhaps we're not quite as crass as you think. Possibly.
  • edited March 2009
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I'm very disappointed in all of you. Nobody made any connection here? Really?

    I don't get it.
  • edited March 2009
    He wanted someone to imply that he could fill FangédFaerie's hole with his penis.

    :tmyk:
  • edited March 2009
    I was thinking the other way around. But either would have been good.
  • edited March 2009
    Oh Adam, you're so wacky.
  • edited March 2009
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I was thinking the other way around. But either would have been good.

    I don't think I have a penis... *checks*

    Nope.
  • edited March 2009
    That doesn't preclude a strap-on.
  • edited March 2009
    Welcome back, Adam!