Yeah, but now you get to start over from scratch. The one plucky hero against the world! Nobody is on your side. You're poor. You're dirty. You smell like an undentifiable rotting thing. Think of the adventure! The farm boy becoming the Dread Pirate Roberts! The nephew of a vapor farmer becoming a Jedi! THESE are the stories that move us; this is what awaits you in...
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...Runescape!
Why would the Illuminati care about her Majesty's Loyal Opposition?
/Esoteric British Politics Joke