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  • edited February 2009
    Yeah, but now you get to start over from scratch. The one plucky hero against the world! Nobody is on your side. You're poor. You're dirty. You smell like an undentifiable rotting thing. Think of the adventure! The farm boy becoming the Dread Pirate Roberts! The nephew of a vapor farmer becoming a Jedi! THESE are the stories that move us; this is what awaits you in...

    ...Runescape!
  • edited February 2009
    John, why do I get the feeling you would make a terrible Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor?
  • edited February 2009
    Panda wrote: »
    John, why do I get the feeling you would make a terrible Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor?
    Because you're being manipulated by government mind-control satellites. But which government, that is the question.
  • edited February 2009
    The SHADOW government. You know, the ones the Illuminati have nightmares about.
  • edited February 2009
    The SHADOW government. You know, the ones the Illuminati have nightmares about.

    Why would the Illuminati care about her Majesty's Loyal Opposition?


    /Esoteric British Politics Joke