Snakes on a Plane teaser trailer!

mariomario
edited March 2006 in Movies and Shows
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

Scroll down already! FASTER!!!

Samuel Jackson tasers a snake in the face! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?
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Comments

  • 10100111010011
    edited March 2006
    "Enough is enough. I've had it with these snakes."

    BEST LINE EVER IN A MOVIE
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    It just loads the homepage, and the address bar says server error
  • mariomario
    edited March 2006
    *shrug* Their site must be misbehaving. Not my problem, suckas!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2006
    Whatever doubts I may have had about this movie have just been eradicated.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2006
    Could there ever be any doubt?
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    Someone asked me at lunch what this movie was about... I just stared at him for like a minute.

    Snakes on a Plane... it's about snakes, and they're on a plane. That's the gist of it.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited March 2006
    Are you sure that's not the gist of it?
  • LangLang
    edited March 2006
    Are you sure it's not the hist of it?



    Because they're snakes.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    this is not the proper thread for bad puns
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    It may not be, but if he just posted that in the joke thread, then no one would have gotten it. Unless they read this thread first.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    We seem to have lost sight of the important issues at hand here.

    SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2006
    They're all over the place!! Who could save us!?!
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    ...
    Samuel Jackson
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    I think Gilbert Gottfried should be there too. Gilbert Gottfried can do anything. He'll just annoy the snakes to death.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2006
    I don't like it, the snakes ate a kitty. Also, was that supposed to be a giant python or something that fell out of the ceiling?
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    quite obviously, grab a hatchet and hack away
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    ...Just saw the trailer. Is this film real? I mean...its snakes. Most snakes aren't that dangerous, at least not enough to fill a 2 hour film with.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited March 2006
    It's real. However, it was supposed to be called Pacific Flight 121, but then Samuel J. said that he wouldn't do the film unless they changed it back to the working title (which is the only reason he was a part of the movie.)
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    CNN has an article about the fandom of this movie sprouting up all over the internet. Very rarely does a movie with no background (ie a comic series, TV show, previous movie, etc) have such a large fanbase and generate so much buzz.

    I think it's actually going to be a hit.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited March 2006
    I don't understand what there is to be hyped about. Seriously , its snakes on a plane, how many plot twists can they really make? There's only so many shots of snakes crawling on people and getting killed you can do.

    EDIT: After reading that article, I wonder if the studio would all collectively jump off a bridge if all of the fans said they wanted to see it.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    I think you have the wrong idea here.

    There is no freaking story, it's just an excuse to see a bunch of snakes butchered in creative ways whilst people freak out a whole bunch.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2006
    It's SNAKES ON A PLANE!
    It's very likely going to be some sort of "bad movie night" sort of thing.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these mother
    snakes off the mother
    plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.

    Apparently, the studio got the hint. When Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter the line that fans have demanded."
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2006
    It makes perfect sense ot be as forthright about the movie as possible. If you called it flight 121, then people might wander in expecting a story and be dissappointed, if you call it Skaek on a Plane, then anyone who goes to see it will be getting exactly what they expect. if there is any plot at all, it's a bonus, no-expections + better-than-complete-crap = success. the whole movie is gonna be pure fan service. I actually wanna see it now.
  • mariomario
    edited March 2006
    Ooh, that CNN.com article says the movie comes out August 18th. I will be there, possibly wearing this shirt. You'll all free to join me, of course. In both movie-seeing and shirt-wearing.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    I agree!
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    ...Why are you so hyped about this film?

    It doesn't look that interesting, just snakes being killed
  • mariomario
    edited March 2006
    I suppose if you don't enjoy the occasional bad movie, you wouldn't understand. Sometimes a movie is just bad, and it's unenjoyable to watch, and you leave the theater feeling cheated of your nine bucks. But sometimes a movie goes beyond bad, to a point where the plot is so flimsy, the acting is so God-awful, and the special effects are so 10+ years ago, that it becomes entertainment in its own right. That's why I went to see films like Reign of Fire and The Scorpion King on opening night, and that's why I'll be there opening night for Snakes on a Plane. The fact that the movie has some actual star power and some worldwide recognition (if only in an Internet sense) is icing on the cake.

    For the record, Reign of Fire almost went back to the "just bad" category, but then Matthew McConaughey jumped straight at a dragon's face with an axe, let out this silly manly scream, and was promptly eaten by the dragon. Full movie redemption right there.

    The Scorpion King was a cinematic masterpiece.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    I watched Army of Darkness yesterday.

    Stop Motion FTW!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    Army of Darkness is the king of 'bad' movies.

    "Hey, what's that you got on your face?"

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