That G.D. Bastard

Mish42Mish42
edited March 2009 in General
That sonnuvabitch Behemoth stole my goddamn priceless Elvis Stamp collection. Do you realize how long I had to look to find all of those?? ENTIRELY TOO LONG!! I'm gonna kill that asshole whenever I get the chance!

YOU HEAR ME ADAM? YOU'RE FUCKING GOING DOWN!:hulk:

I WANT MY PRECIOUS STAMPS BACK YOU WHORE
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  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    I'd like to see you try, I did done did my research and I got them clean and clear! try and catch me!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Clean and clear?? Wtf. You really expect me to think that you collected an Elvis stamp collection as superior as mine was, in the matter of hours? CON!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    Ihope you can prove it in a court of law! Why i can line up at least a doxen witnesses will say iw as in the labor union m,eeting hall the whole timemyou had your stamps stolen at 1amest fridat!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Any fine keeper of the law can see the connection between my stamps being stolen, and then after this "meeting" you claim to have been at, you suddenly have the rarest stamp collection ever known to man.

    Labor Union Meeting hall? I don't believe that for a second
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    Circumstantial evidence at best, my deer. You'll have to do much ebtter than that. Far better than you did when your deer Eric weas disposed of....
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Oh, don't you dare bring up that shit again. I TOLD YOU I had nothing to do with that! It was a tragic accident!!

    He's doing much better since the incident and I'll have you know, he could totally come kick your ass if I told him too. It was a few hard months of intensive care, but he can take the likes of you even when he's NOT in his best health!!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    OH? Since when could that third-rate, pseudo-militant, black panther do anything without his main aldy ther to guide him? He's helpless and you know it. He may have been tough shit back in the day, but now he's nothing!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Oh yeah?? Well at least he knows what I like in bed!! All of our love, Adam, and you could never please me like Eric can
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    SHUT UP! Just shut up! I'm sorry I only have 4 inches. But hey. you a;ways told me, "it was the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave." b Has that changed too?
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Adam... you know it hasn't. I'm sorry. I've... I've been going through a tough time. I was wrong. Things have been hard. I'm just trying to get through this. You know I still love you.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    The hell you do! I know al about them now...Jakey, Ryan, Tak, Andrew, Khan! You've had them all...and They were all better than I...
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Wha... What?? I don't know what you're talking about!! I... I've never been with any of them!! I swear it!! Those late nights, I really WAS just up studying in the library! I.. I had lots of tests coming up! It was important that I had to read the text books the entire night!

    I don't know what you've heard from Andrew, Ryan, Tak, Khan, Jakey, OR Bruce... but I swear, whatever they tell you, IT'S ALL A LIE!!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    OH! I see how it iss. You really do have 5 "oral" exams each week when the avergae student has 0.5 HOWQ IS IT THAT YOU SHOULD HAVWE 10 TIMEWAS MANY!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    I JUST HAVE A BUSY SCHEDULE THIS SEMESTER OKAY?

    Do you want me to FAIL?? Do you want me to drop out and have to work on the streets to feed my children Adam?? Again??? THINK OF OUR KIDS YOU SELFISH PRICK
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    At least I DO think of ournkids! you go every go-forsaken night to god-nkows where -godknows wehen. How gcan you speak of our children whe i play the role of both mother and father caring for and providing for them You show up once a month and call youself a mother? How dare youi!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    I can't believe you... I love each of my children, you know I do, how could you ever suggest otherwise?

    What about Billy's 6th birthday party? Who made that cake Adam? Who cleaned up the vomit off the walls when you burst in, smashed from your alcoholic binge? Who had to deal with the cops in the dark alleyway in order to have the charges dropped Adam? WHO??

    Yeah, that's right, I did all of that. I love my children!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    I'm sorry to say I don't remember one word of it. na denven worse for you, the courts don't knoiw any of itr. they're my kids by law and I want them now!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Then go ahead! Call the police on me!! I'll tell them how you STOLE MY FREAKING STAMP COLLECTION. Go then! Call them! You'll be in jail by tomorrow!! With a crime as horrifying as stamp-theifery, you'll be in for life.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    WHOH! WHOH! WHOH! no need to get all hasty now. Lewt's just all calm down and see what happens! I see no reason why the kids can't stay where they want. aitgh?
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    And there you go again, assuming absolutely no responsibility. Little Frankie used to look up to you, but now all he does is cry at night, "Where's my vodka!"

    You should be ashamed of yourself.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    I'm only ashamed if he isnt speaking.. Liuke that first one named Sue. He grew up tough and he learned to fight. That why I named my boy, Sue. Th rest I really couldn't care less for. Let Eric ahve 'em. .........The pussy
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Eric is 3 times the man you'll ever be. Literally.

    What I said earlier about the whole ocean metaphor? I only said that in the heat of the moment. It was a lie.
  • shakeycatshakeycat
    edited March 2009
    I warned you he was a jerk.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    DAMMIT! I saw pictures and I fear I do indeed know the truth.....but tell me, Does Eric have $2.7 million in gold bullion?
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    ...If you have that much why would you steal my rare collection of Elvis Stamps? This isn't for the ransom money?
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2009
    Good gracious is it May already?

    ...Or does anybody here even remember that anymore? I can't remember who the hell was around at inksandwich anymore!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    It's never been for such a trfling matter. Of course I've been after your honor....or should I say, Eric's honor. It is indeed he whom IU wish to discredit. Wven if it means the desccruction of your fair virute as well

    EDIT: This is so the opposite of flaming. get out of here you ass!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    Wait.. YOU were the one who set that horrific fire that fateful day that sent Eric to the hospital for so long?? You MONSTER!!

    You know what, you can keep those stamps. I don't even want them anymore. You're despicable.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2009
    That's not what you said the day before he awoke from his coma! OIr do you truly6 hope to deny all those feelingds you felt soi long!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2009
    All those feelings are gone... I've found my true love now.

    Ryan and I are very happy together. I was going to tell you sooner... but I didn't know how.

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