Issac Hayes/Scientology super jab on SOUTH PARK!1

KhanFusionKhanFusion
edited March 2006 in Movies and Shows
This is awesome.
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  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2006
    What?
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited March 2006
    Darn it! I meant to watch that!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    Ooh, the torrent should be up of the new episode real quick!

    Edit: Blast, the site is down. I usually check mrtwig.net, if anyone's interested.
  • 10100111010011
    edited March 2006
    the site is up. it also reairs tonight at 10pm. definitely messed up in true SP fashion, but also an excellent episode (dont read cnn or other news sources if you dont want spoilers)

    seriously, i think scientology is the best thing to happen to SP
  • mariomario
    edited March 2006
    Stef and I caught the midnight rerun last night. Truly an awe-inspiring episode, and I'll side along the others who don't want to spoil the fun for the rest of you. Find a way to watch it, and watch it.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    Whew! Downloaded the torrent and watched it.

    Beautiful episode. And I agree with Binary Dude in that Scientology is the best thing to happen to South Park.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2006
    Indeed. Isn't this, like, the third episode that they've mocked them in some fashion? The Blane-tology vs. the Super Best Friends episode and the ones in question here.

    Scientology should be pleased with so much publicity!
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    ...Well really, scientology had it coming, any religion that promotes the fact that sadness comes from alien souls deserves to be mocked.

    Sadly, I know someone in my school who likes the idea of scientology, and I questioned him upon the matter, specfically how he can believe it, his response was, and I quote: "Its not as farcical as any other religions story of creation". Jesus H. Christ.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    Well, he does have a point there.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    That's when you tell him to believe in SCIENCE!
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    Sadly, scientologists only believe in pseudo-SCIENCE! SCIENCE's Evil twin cousin.

    Plus, you say that a story about evil alien overlords and a universe made from 26 stars and 76 planets is more farcical than God(s)?
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2006
    I really do like the way the show put it:

    "Is it any more retarded than that Jesus was the son of God, born from a virgin? Or that Bhudda sat for 20 years under a tree to attain complete enlightenment?"

    "Yes. This is way more retarded."
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    My point exactly. My point exactly.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    its as retarded as most cults, like the ones that say "we need to gather 89 eunuchs and 72 virgins, then sacrifice them to the allmighty kamar-shinax. then, we all need to drink poison at exactly 12:00 pm on the winter solstice. if we dont, then the planet will colide with the sun!"
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    Noo, they're doing it all wrong, this is the cult people would join:

    "We need to gather 89 eunuchs and 72 virgins, laugh at the eunii, teach the virgins a thing or two, then all get smashed at nine every Friday night."

    I think I'm on to something here.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    but you left out the group suicide and didnt describe any punishment! those are basic principals on which almost every cult is based!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    I said I THINK I'M ON TO SOMETHING HERE.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    okay, maybe your right.
  • 10100111010011
    edited March 2006
    any religion that promotes the fact that sadness comes from alien souls deserves to be mocked.

    maybe, but i dont think they'd get nearly so mocked if it werent for their somewhat eccentric religious behavior: suing everyone in sight, aggressive recruitment, cutting off its members from all facets of the outside world, having so many actors as members.........
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    Inquisitions, witch burnings and the like are kind of looked down upon these days, so they've got to use other methods to catch up.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    "A girl answered a math problem, you know what the means. A WITCH!"
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    "she turned me into a newt!"
    "a newt, you say?"
    "... it got better..."
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    I GOT BETTER!

    What kind of idiot gets that wrong.

    Just for that:
    Nu!
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    really? it always sounded like it to me...
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    tis I

    Even the DVD agrees!

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    QED'd bee-atch!

    (I'm not a jolly old sport in these matters.)
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    ZOMG MISQUOTE TEH WORLD IS OVAR.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited March 2006
    So what does QED stand for? I've always wondered that since reading THGTTG.
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    QED stands for "Quod Erat Demonstrandum", which is translated as Which was to be demonstrated.

    QED even has a mathematical symbol: ■ to show an End of proof.

    Enjoy
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2006
    I always thought it was, Quick! Eat Dumplings!
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    That sounds right to me. Dumplings rock.

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