Old people, too. My poop schedule is all outta whack with my schedule right now. I'm working mornings, evenings, midnights and whenever the hell they feel like it. My best poops were in high-school. Got up at the same time every day, pooped, showered, and lifted weights. I can't believe I'm so far past my prime. You can tell when you're life has lost meaning by the quality of your poops, ya know. Ah, to be young and full of ideas, hopes and dreams...and poop.
I left the computer with Firefox open and the OB loaded and my brother created this thread. But still, if you feel this can be a worthy topic of discussion, carry on.
I hate pooping. I think in general boys like pooping a lot more than girls.
Same thing with farting. What's the deal???
I told you, it's a physical activity thing. Musicians don't understand the importance of a proper BM schedule the way sports players do. And I think that carries over a little to the fact that boys tend to run around more in their spare time than most women. Plus there are dietary considerations. Vegetarians don't know what a real good BM is like. They poop like rabbits.
YAY! Sexual gratification from poop. But if that were true, wouldn't the goal be to hold it in and maintain pressure against the prostate? I think it has more to do with the reliving of that pressure.
Ohhh Adam, I always appreciate your degrading over-generalizations when you're referring to me, either as a woman, a lazy musician, or an ignorant southern bumpkin.
I really don't even qualify as a musician anymore, I haven't really played my violin regularly since early last December. I'm leaning on FF's description...
IIt's ok. I forgive you your womanly shortcomings. It is a simple fact of nature that you should always be inferior to us men. We understand and accept you for what you are. Now, since we, men, have all done something nice for you (forgiving you) you must return the favor by joinign our OB marching band/orchestra.
IIt's ok. I forgive you your womanly shortcomings. It is a simple fact of nature that you should always be inferior to us men. We understand and accept you for what you are. Now, since we, men, have all done something nice for you (forgiving you) you must return the favor by joinign our OB marching band/orchestra.
D'Awwwwwwww Thanks Adam!
I might start to appreciate pooping with this newfound 'physical activity' you speak of.
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Drunkenness, awesomeness, success, hate and now poop, we fill our tight-knit community in on every aspect of our lives. Awesome.
Incidentally, I'm off for one now. Ten brownie points to the first person brave enough to post a picture of theirs.
Same thing with farting. What's the deal???
Or something like that. I can't really recall the proper StV quote.
I don't really know about guys liking a good BM more than girls. Do you prefer just trying to hold it in?
I told you, it's a physical activity thing. Musicians don't understand the importance of a proper BM schedule the way sports players do. And I think that carries over a little to the fact that boys tend to run around more in their spare time than most women. Plus there are dietary considerations. Vegetarians don't know what a real good BM is like. They poop like rabbits.
I really don't even qualify as a musician anymore, I haven't really played my violin regularly since early last December. I'm leaning on FF's description...
I might start to appreciate pooping with this newfound 'physical activity' you speak of.