EDIT: He's a superhumanly strong alcoholic astronaut trapped in a world he never made. She's a virginal motormouth hooker from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed Amish messiah with a secret. She's a chain-smoking hypochondriac journalist with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
I love it
Edit: My favorite - He's an oversexed Catholic sorceror on the wrong side of the law. She's a disco-crazy goth former first lady trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]He's a Nobel prize-winning flyboy gangster living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a supernatural hip-hop hooker from Mars. They fight crime![/SIZE][/FONT]
He's a deeply religious devious dog-catcher on a mission from God. She's a plucky extravagent cab driver who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
He's a hate-fuelled drug-addicted cat burglar who believes he can never love again. She's a radical French-Canadian mechanic looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He's a lounge-singing amnesiac gentleman spy with a passion for fast cars. She's a brilliant gypsy lawyer with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!
EDIT: He's an ungodly Amish jungle king from a doomed world. She's a sarcastic nymphomaniac pearl diver who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
I must see this movie! Someone had better make this movie so that I can see it.
He's a fiendish zombie jungle king haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. She's a wealthy antique-collecting Hell's Angel with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!
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hahahaohwow: He's an all-American amnesiac filmmaker with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an orphaned cat-loving femme fatale who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
okthisistotallythelastedit: He's an unconventional Amish waffle chef who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a supernatural communist femme fatale from a different time and place. They fight crime!
okitotallyliededit: He's a maverick guitar-strumming romance novelist on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a transdimensional antique-collecting femme fatale looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He's a one-legged alcoholic werewolf with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a beautiful gold-digging socialite with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
"He's a benighted zombie messiah from the 'hood. She's a sharp-shooting blonde lawyer who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!"
Guise, I think I found my topic for this years NaNoWriMo.
He's an impetuous overambitious grifter on a search for his missing sister. She's a cynical hypochondriac journalist living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
He's an old-fashioned Catholic assassin haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a blind mutant fairy princess from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
He's a jaded guitar-strumming cyborg from the Mississippi delta. She's a bloodthirsty Bolivian bodyguard with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]He's a jaded misogynist werewolf in drag. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]She's a violent goth Valkyrie with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Edit: He's an otherworldly dishevelled farmboy who hides his scarred face behind a mask. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]She's a green-fingered winged single mother who can talk to animals. They fight crime![/SIZE][/FONT]
Yay!
He's an obese one-eyed dwarf whom everyone believes is mad. She's a psychotic wisecracking barmaid who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
Edit: He's a hate-fuelled Catholic Green Beret searching for his wife's true killer. She's an elegant hypochondriac socialite on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
He's a hate-fueled umbrella-wielding senator with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a man-hating gypsy safe cracker with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!
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EDIT: He's a superhumanly strong alcoholic astronaut trapped in a world he never made. She's a virginal motormouth hooker from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!
I love it
Edit: My favorite - He's an oversexed Catholic sorceror on the wrong side of the law. She's a disco-crazy goth former first lady trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
EDIT: He's an ungodly Amish jungle king from a doomed world. She's a sarcastic nymphomaniac pearl diver who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
I must see this movie! Someone had better make this movie so that I can see it.
:B
hahahaohwow: He's an all-American amnesiac filmmaker with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an orphaned cat-loving femme fatale who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
okthisistotallythelastedit: He's an unconventional Amish waffle chef who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a supernatural communist femme fatale from a different time and place. They fight crime!
okitotallyliededit: He's a maverick guitar-strumming romance novelist on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a transdimensional antique-collecting femme fatale looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
Guise, I think I found my topic for this years NaNoWriMo.
[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Edit: He's an otherworldly dishevelled farmboy who hides his scarred face behind a mask. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]She's a green-fingered winged single mother who can talk to animals. They fight crime![/SIZE][/FONT]
He's an obese one-eyed dwarf whom everyone believes is mad. She's a psychotic wisecracking barmaid who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
Edit: He's a hate-fuelled Catholic Green Beret searching for his wife's true killer. She's an elegant hypochondriac socialite on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!