I disagree. In addition, I find that this debate is inherently flawed. We are meant to work off the assumption that bacon is not, if fact, best when barbecued. Unfortunately, even bacon is improved by barbecue.
I disagree. In addition, I find that this debate is inherently flawed. We are meant to work off the assumption that bacon is not, if fact, best when barbecued. Unfortunately, even bacon is improved by barbecue.
You can certainly barbecue bacon. You don't need to add sauces or anything to it though, you can just wrap it on a stick and stick it on a grill. You can even put other meat on there, like mutton, and wrap the bacon around it. Or even better, you can put more bacon on there to wrap the original bacon around.
I witnessed someone eat raw bacon once. I was going to ask them if it tasted good, but I got drunk and forgot. Damn that was years ago...I wonder whatever happened to that guy.
Oh yeah! I forgot about the pedo trailer. On the grounds of our state prison, they have a trailer where released pedophiles live. Seems people don't take too kindly to having pedophiles move in next door. There was a story about the trailer on the front page of our local newspaper a few weeks ago. Go local news!
Well he can at least legitimately TRY to pick them up that way, but I'm not sure if it'd be a good thing for him in the long run if it actually worked.
That's why he can carry around crispy bacon on his person just in case. If she doesn't know that he's Kevin Bacon and misses the double entendre, then he can offer her bacon.
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You're a monster.
Yes, but let's keep my night job of hiding in little kids' closets out of this, shall we?
Hiding under the bed works better than the closet.
Yes, even that one. You sick bastard.
You, sir, win at bacon.
Oh yeah! I forgot about the pedo trailer. On the grounds of our state prison, they have a trailer where released pedophiles live. Seems people don't take too kindly to having pedophiles move in next door. There was a story about the trailer on the front page of our local newspaper a few weeks ago. Go local news!
Nevertheless, living near a state prison must be exciting.
It's bulletproof.