The Sect has come to the Orange Belt
(And other Pokemon puns)
By reading this paragraph, you have been formally been indoctrinated into the great and powerful Paras' Sect! You are now one of a great army of Paras, and you are now irrevocably and eternally bound in allegiance to the great and powerful weak-to-fire-and-flying-and-poison-and-rock-and-ice-and-also-maybe-bug Parasect, who has felled even the hardiest of Magikarps!
The goals of the Sect: To conquer teh internetz
The members of the Sect: All who have viewed this thread
The supreme leader of the Sect: Sectmaster Parasect
Go forth, my Paras minions!
In the name of the Paras' Sect, Sectmaster Parasect, the conqueror of a hundred magikarp schools, staketh a claim to its headquarters on this thread! May Spores strike all whom stand in the way of his conquest! And thus the great PARAS' SECT shall move to attack... er, when we, the PARAS, is... er... feeling less lazy. yep. oh, and paaarasssss.
>_>
__________________
_______/^\________
____{^/o o\^}_____
____(^p---q^)_____
__________________
I know what you're thinking. Whatever.
By reading this paragraph, you have been formally been indoctrinated into the great and powerful Paras' Sect! You are now one of a great army of Paras, and you are now irrevocably and eternally bound in allegiance to the great and powerful weak-to-fire-and-flying-and-poison-and-rock-and-ice-and-also-maybe-bug Parasect, who has felled even the hardiest of Magikarps!
The goals of the Sect: To conquer teh internetz
The members of the Sect: All who have viewed this thread
The supreme leader of the Sect: Sectmaster Parasect
Go forth, my Paras minions!
In the name of the Paras' Sect, Sectmaster Parasect, the conqueror of a hundred magikarp schools, staketh a claim to its headquarters on this thread! May Spores strike all whom stand in the way of his conquest! And thus the great PARAS' SECT shall move to attack... er, when we, the PARAS, is... er... feeling less lazy. yep. oh, and paaarasssss.
>_>
__________________
_______/^\________
____{^/o o\^}_____
____(^p---q^)_____
__________________
I know what you're thinking. Whatever.
Comments
A: A Parasecretary!
It is nearly 2am right now and I'm quite tired. My better sense has retired for the evening. I have no idea what is going on, yet this all somehow seems to make perfect sense regardless.
Time to introduce a hero to fight against the Sect: Sir Tane!
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In any event, these were original jokes.
A: A Paras-psychologist!