Jesus vs. SCIENCE!

edited July 19 in For SCIENCE
Professor uses SCIENCE to explain Jesus' walk on water
MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- The New Testament says that Jesus walked on water, but a Florida university professor believes there could be a less miraculous explanation -- he walked on a floating piece of ice.

Professor Doron Nof also theorized in the early 1990s that Moses's parting of the Red Sea had solid science behind it.

Nof, a professor of oceanography at Florida State University, said on Tuesday that his study found an unusual combination of water and atmospheric conditions in what is now northern Israel could have led to ice formation on the Sea of Galilee.

Nof used records of the Mediterranean Sea's surface temperatures and statistical models to examine the dynamics of the Sea of Galilee, which Israelis know now as Lake Kinneret.

The study found that a period of cooler temperatures in the area between 1,500 and 2,600 years ago could have included the decades in which Jesus lived.

A drop in temperature below freezing could have caused ice -- thick enough to support a human -- to form on the surface of the freshwater lake near the western shore, Nof said. It might have been nearly impossible for distant observers to see a piece of floating ice surrounded by water.

Nof said he offered his study -- published in the April edition of the Journal of Paleolimnology -- as a "possible explanation" for Jesus' walk on water.

"If you ask me if I believe someone walked on water, no, I don't," Nof said. "Maybe somebody walked on the ice, I don't know. I believe that something natural was there that explains it."

"We leave to others the question of whether or not our research explains the biblical account."

When he offered his theory 14 years ago that wind and sea conditions could explain the parting of the Red Sea, Nof said he received some hate mail, even though he noted that the idea could support the biblical description of the event.

And as his theory of Jesus' walk on ice began to circulate, he had more hate mail in his e-mail inbox.

"They asked me if I'm going to try next to explain the resurrection," he said.
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  • edited April 2006
    Or it could just have been made up.
  • edited April 2006
    Yeah, seriously.

    What happened to Occam's razor?
  • edited April 2006
    he decided to grow a beard.

    Also, those "scientists" annoy me. Don't they have anything better to do? I'm sure they do; I am noticing a distinct lack of hover cars in my vicinity.
  • edited April 2006
    Let's face it, they're just damned slackers.
  • edited April 2006
    I don't think a professor of oceanography has much else to do.

    "How's the ocean doing today?"
    "Well, it's still there."
    "Alright, see you tomorrow."
  • edited April 2006
    Jesus was an ice surfer...
  • edited April 2006
    According to my 19-year old cousin, Jesus was brought here by aliens. IT sounds like a valid theory to me.
  • godgod
    edited April 2006
    i dont know where he came from, but i DO know that jesus had a red gem in his forehead that produced electricity, and he had a voice that was all digital sounding
  • edited April 2006
    And he knew White Magic. Esuna, Cure, and Revive.

    If you read the infancy gospel of Thomas, he also possessed some Black Magic, like Polymorph and Death.
  • edited April 2006
    Well, ice is water, isn't it?
  • edited April 2006
    kukopanki wrote:
    Well, ice is water, isn't it?

    This thread is now over.
  • edited April 2006
    This thread delivers.

    Title = brilliant, content = interesting, reaction = amusing.

    I actually like it when scientists come up with stuff like this.

    And don't question their intentions too much Jakey... I read this one account of scientists creating a natural blue rose (appearently a rather big accomplishment in the flower industry) and I ragged on scientists in general to my entire newsroom about screwed up priorities and why haven't we cured cancer?

    I made the mistake of not reading the whole article - the guy WAS trying to cure cancer when he made the blue rose discovery. Go figure.
  • edited April 2006
    How do blue roses cure cancer?
  • godgod
    edited April 2006
    magic
  • edited April 2006
    How do blue roses cure cancer?
    It was something very techinical about chemicals or some such nonsense. I think I actually posted the article (and my story of critical short-sightedness) in the Inksandwich forums back in the day.
  • edited April 2006
    Nah, I'm sure I'd remember mocking you for it.

    But yeah, are you sure somebody didn't just say that to derail your rant/laugh at your gullibility?

    Because blue flowers and cancer seem rather tenuously linked.
  • godgod
    edited April 2006
    well, tenuously if you are thinking about the cure. they could Cause it if, say, uranium caused it to mutate and become blue, and it still had uranium stuff on it
  • edited April 2006
    They successfully introduced chromsomes from a blue flower(I don`t remember what kind, I`m no botanist) into a rose. The idea being that you could introduce chromosomes from something that can`t get certain cancers into humans and make the humans just as immune.
  • edited April 2006
    It is well known that the color red causes cancer. Obviously, this means that the cure for cancer is blue.
  • edited April 2006
    The opposite of red is green.
  • edited April 2006
    * activates the Gimp *

    * fills image with red *

    * inverts *

    The opposite of red is cyan! It is slightly blue and slightly green!
  • RonRon
    edited April 2006
    If only the scientists had the Gimp. Then there would be a cyan rose that could cure cancer.
  • edited April 2006
    If they installed Linux, they'd have the Gimp, as many distributions come with it.
  • godgod
    edited April 2006
    not only that, but they'd have a thing with a cool name. way better than windows.
  • edited April 2006
    I don't care what the "actual" opposite of red is, by pigments or by light!

    I just know that if you're the red team, you always fight the blue team, and visa versa.
  • edited April 2006
    That must be why both France and the United States had civil wars.
  • edited April 2008
    Must be.
  • edited April 2008
    ...


    Why did you do that?
  • edited April 2008
    I just saved you from Ganon!
  • edited April 2008
    Amoeba Boy wrote: »
    Why did you do that?

    I did it to prove you right!

    ColorWheel1.jpg

    I should think you'd be more appreciative.