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Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
edited August 2010 in General
My sole purpose in making this thread was to force you all to relive this as I did when I was browsing aimlessly in the Hate Contemptable Hate thread:
Night Lord wrote: »
I go to brush my teeth. My dad was in the bathroom a few minutes before me. Upon turning the tap I feel something sticky on it. I won't beat around the bush, it was semen.

My dad's semen.

My dad's cold, post-wank semen.

Fucking hell!

Comments

  • mariomario
    edited July 2010
    This post won that thread, and it's probably already won this one. And we have all lost for reading it again. So thank you, Jake.

    Thank you so goddamn much.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2010
    Oh, you...
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited July 2010
    Hey, a fun thread!
  • godgod
    edited July 2010
    How about the refrigerator challenge?
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited July 2010
    Oh yeah. I have a camera again. I'll do that tomorrow.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited July 2010
    My refridgerator is just beer at the moment. I'll gladly play.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited July 2010
    I never got around to doing the refrigerator challenge because I was in the dorms when the thread was popular. I just looked to see what I would have to eat... there's bread in the top left corner, and a pillsbury biscuit container in the bottom right corner of the door. Is it even safe to eat biscuit dough?

    I don't even think the biscuit dough is mine, it's probably my roommate's. If so, I'll see which food item I own is the closest to the bottom right corner and just combine that instead. I think it's spaghetti sauce? Delicious
  • TheFlameOfHeartsTheFlameOfHearts
    edited July 2010
    Mish42 wrote: »
    Is it even safe to eat biscuit dough?

    If it isn't I'm royally screwed.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited July 2010
    I have one I'd like to contribute, from the AIM convo thread:
    MacJake says (2:29 PM):
    I have a joke for you!

    Ryan says (2:29 PM):
    Oh boy!

    MacJake says (2:30 PM):
    What do you call a black pilot?

    Ryan says (2:30 PM):
    A fine African American role model for young inner city children?

    MacJake says (2:30 PM):
    goddamn it you ruined my joke

    MacJake says (2:30 PM):
    "a pilot you racist"

    Ryan says (2:30 PM):
    YES

    MacJake says (2:30 PM):
    FUCK YOU
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited July 2010
    That one has been on my Facebook "Quotes" section for some time.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited July 2010
    I thought it was pretty awesome when a spambot wished me happy birthday.

    EDIT: Just read through this thread, it was good for a giggle.
  • PandaPanda
    edited August 2010
    Chyea!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited August 2010
    Oh man! I forgot we did that. That was a pretty entertaining thread! :D
  • PandaPanda
    edited August 2010
    Yeah I forgot that it lasted as long as it did...somehow...

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