Pinch Avoidance Thread

mariomario
edited March 2011 in General
Because who wants to get pinched for non-sexy reasons? Hope you all have a fun and safe* St. Patrick's Day!

*safe in terms of getting pinched for non-sexy reasons. Get plastered, obvs.

Comments

  • brucebruce
    edited March 2011
    Wat?
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2011
    Oh, I get it.

    Here, have a totally real (honest) picture of me wearing green.
  • mariomario
    edited March 2011
    Someone's crusin' for a pinchin'. TRY AGAIN
  • TheFlameOfHeartsTheFlameOfHearts
    edited March 2011
    In efforts to avoid getting pinched, I think I'll just avoid this thread entirely... oh wait.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2011
    Haha... I went into work this morning and I was really worried. I'm currently doing a week long camp at a boys and girls club, and as soon as I entered the building the woman who sits at the welcome desk asked me if I was wearing any green, because the kids were looking for it and pinching anyone without green. When I woke up this morning I didn't think anything about it, so at first I was like "SHIT." Luckily I realized my belt is a dark green, and then the woman at the desk gave us all clover stickers to put on our shirts so we wouldn't be attacked all day.

    Crisis avoided!
  • mariomario
    edited March 2011
    Pinch carefully, folks:

    2011-03-17-beartato-pinch.png
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2011
    I'm not wearing green, because I don't think Chinese know what the Irish are. You'll have to pinch me. Bring it on motherfuckers, I can take it.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2011
    St. Pa- oh. Right. THAT day. Well I didn't wear green, and I consumed no alcohol. Then again I'm not Irish.
  • waitingfortheencorewaitingfortheencore
    edited March 2011
    I came up with a solution to this problem years ago when I got a green tattoo. Also I hold an Irish passport so I'm pretty sure that exempts me from getting pinched as well...

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