A "musical" "parody" of sorts
I originally planned to have this in a Witch's Brew panel featuring Cthulhu Boy, but I didn't for the all important reason that I'm too lazy to get a Brew group together.
He could swallow the world
Sliming, slavering, screaming
Old one dead and yet dreaming beneath ocean chasm lies
He could shatter your mind
Eldrich horror unending
Sickly starspawn descending from out vast and vapid skies
Cthulhu ph'nglui R'lyeh fhtagn!
Submerged in R'lyeh's deeps Ctulhu sleeps
And dreams of untold ages
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu wgah'nagl!
What does eternal lie with death may die
And dead Cthulhu once more rise again
(Dread Cthulhu once more rise again)
Unpronounceable tongues
(Fhtagn!)
Indescribable beings
Sense and sanity reeling from this madness in my mind
Cthulhu Nyarlehotep Yog-Sothoth
[Here there be a lengthy gap where I haven't come up with a good parody as of yet. I do have the end down, though...]
I have no mouth
(I have no mouth)
And I must scream
(And I must scream)
That pulpy face from out of space
Shall haunt my dreams
He could swallow the world
Sliming, slavering, screaming
Old one dead and yet dreaming beneath ocean chasm lies
He could shatter your mind
Eldrich horror unending
Sickly starspawn descending from out vast and vapid skies
Cthulhu ph'nglui R'lyeh fhtagn!
Submerged in R'lyeh's deeps Ctulhu sleeps
And dreams of untold ages
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu wgah'nagl!
What does eternal lie with death may die
And dead Cthulhu once more rise again
(Dread Cthulhu once more rise again)
Unpronounceable tongues
(Fhtagn!)
Indescribable beings
Sense and sanity reeling from this madness in my mind
Cthulhu Nyarlehotep Yog-Sothoth
[Here there be a lengthy gap where I haven't come up with a good parody as of yet. I do have the end down, though...]
I have no mouth
(I have no mouth)
And I must scream
(And I must scream)
That pulpy face from out of space
Shall haunt my dreams
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