Why yes, I am going to hell.

brucebruce
edited April 2011 in General
I think we need a one stop repository for things we have done/thought/said which we know are pretty much condemning us to an eternity of demonic buggery.

The reason I created this thread, and the reason I know I am going to hell is because of the following image I made in photoshop, the inspiration for which hit me while watching American History X.

Yeah, it's pretty bad...

Comments

  • Mish42Mish42
    edited April 2011
    The other week Greg and I were sitting on campus eating lunch, and a table near us was having a super serious religious conversation with bibles in hand. We weren't listening very hard, we were mostly just giggling to ourselves about the silliness of how intense their conversation was, but we eavesdropped just enough to hear one of the guys quote a Bible verse referring to a location (I can't be damned to remember anything about it). He followed it by saying something like "We know this, but now we just need to figure out the location that the Bible is referring to here." Greg said under his breath "Probably Jerusalem, that's always a good fallback."

    The guy immediately said "Jerusalem" in the most intensely serious voice; I ended up actually forming tears from silently laughing so hard. It was just perfect timing. When I eventually got a hold of myself, I said "Yep, we're going to hell."
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited April 2011
    I'm definitely on my way. I live a life of sin. Here's a bunch of shit I routinely violate.

    "Neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee." -- Leviticus 19:19

    "When a woman has a discharge of blood, which is her regular discharge from her body, she shall be in her impurity for seven days, and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening." -- Leviticus 15:19-20

    "Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place...." -- Ephesians 5:4

    "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy." -- Exodus 20:8

    I could go on, but you get the idea.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2011
    The Orange Belt forums are built on ancient Indian burial grounds.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited April 2011
    An ancient burial ground on the internet?
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited April 2011
    It happens. What're ya gonna do?
  • DustinTheWindDustinTheWind
    edited April 2011
    So that explains why spambots keep trying to bring old, dead threads back to life...
  • mariomario
    edited April 2011
    Takeru wrote: »
    An ancient burial ground on the internet?

    What, you think we invented the Internet? We totally stole it from the natives.

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