Tanya goes to China: A Love Story
Ryan invited me to China so he could repay my hospitality from NY. He took me to an old castle so we could be alone...
Lucky for me, Tanya suddenly showed up with a moose. She really saved my ass.
She said she was trying to go to Japan, but got lost on the way. She said she just wanted directions, but Ryan immediately started putting on the moves.
I knew I had to help Tanya. So I told Ryan I saw some candy in one of the old cannons.
While he was distracted, I took Tanya out to a romantic dinner. Everybody knows Canadian chicks love food. She said she had a great time.
Ryan was very angry. He challenged me to a duel.
We were evenly matched, so we decided to have an archery competition instead.
It was another draw. We realized that all this fighting was just plain silly. The only way to be fair to Tanya was to share.
Tanya was very happy.
Good team work, buddy.
Lucky for me, Tanya suddenly showed up with a moose. She really saved my ass.
She said she was trying to go to Japan, but got lost on the way. She said she just wanted directions, but Ryan immediately started putting on the moves.
I knew I had to help Tanya. So I told Ryan I saw some candy in one of the old cannons.
While he was distracted, I took Tanya out to a romantic dinner. Everybody knows Canadian chicks love food. She said she had a great time.
Ryan was very angry. He challenged me to a duel.
We were evenly matched, so we decided to have an archery competition instead.
It was another draw. We realized that all this fighting was just plain silly. The only way to be fair to Tanya was to share.
Tanya was very happy.
Good team work, buddy.
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