Tanya goes to China: A Love Story

edited June 2011 in Travel and Meetups
Ryan invited me to China so he could repay my hospitality from NY. He took me to an old castle so we could be alone...


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Lucky for me, Tanya suddenly showed up with a moose. She really saved my ass.


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She said she was trying to go to Japan, but got lost on the way. She said she just wanted directions, but Ryan immediately started putting on the moves.


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I knew I had to help Tanya. So I told Ryan I saw some candy in one of the old cannons.


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While he was distracted, I took Tanya out to a romantic dinner. Everybody knows Canadian chicks love food. She said she had a great time.


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Ryan was very angry. He challenged me to a duel.


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We were evenly matched, so we decided to have an archery competition instead.


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It was another draw. We realized that all this fighting was just plain silly. The only way to be fair to Tanya was to share.


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Tanya was very happy.


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Good team work, buddy.


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Comments

  • edited May 2011
    Glad things ended well! Assuming you didn't just conveniently leave out the photos depicting graphic violence.
  • edited May 2011
    WHY DID NO ONE INVITE ME
  • edited May 2011
    I suppose it's about time someone put this up on the OB. I can vouch for the accuracy of everything that happened here.
  • edited May 2011
    These trips yield interesting results.
  • edited May 2011
    What a beautiful story!
  • edited May 2011
    TLSubmit wrote: »
    Hey im new here.

    Im sam, how is everyone?

    I look forwards to being a active memeber
    You wouldn't know where one could by World of Warcraft gold, do you, old chap?
  • edited June 2011
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