Return of the third cousin's wife's proctologist's Merry Christmas Eve Threa!
Since you bastards decided to post in 2009's Christmas Eve thread last year, my prior numbering scheme is now ruined, I hope you're happy with yourselves!
In spite of your treachery, let us remember what Christmas is really about. The assimilation of pagan days of worship by the Council of Nicaea to ease the transition of Christianity being the state religion of the Roman Empire.
And let us celebrate this fact by enjoying succulent turkey and gift giving with our families and in the case of some of us, getting absolutely wheelbarrowed (Add -ed as a suffix to any word and it instantly becomes a euphemism for drunkenness) and scaring any and all youths in the vicinity.
Enjoy it while you can, if Fox News are to be believed, the war on Christmas will soon end with us celebrating Gay Marriagemas of a year!
Anyway, enough of this long rambling nonsense, Merry Christmas to all of you, have fun, stay safe, and may :jt: bring many yuletide blessings upon you.
In spite of your treachery, let us remember what Christmas is really about. The assimilation of pagan days of worship by the Council of Nicaea to ease the transition of Christianity being the state religion of the Roman Empire.
And let us celebrate this fact by enjoying succulent turkey and gift giving with our families and in the case of some of us, getting absolutely wheelbarrowed (Add -ed as a suffix to any word and it instantly becomes a euphemism for drunkenness) and scaring any and all youths in the vicinity.
Enjoy it while you can, if Fox News are to be believed, the war on Christmas will soon end with us celebrating Gay Marriagemas of a year!
Anyway, enough of this long rambling nonsense, Merry Christmas to all of you, have fun, stay safe, and may :jt: bring many yuletide blessings upon you.
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A toast! To the Roman Empire! Long live Caesar!... oh wait...
Uhm... A toast to Turkey!