Serephel's list of people who are not axe murderers

I thought this would be good information to share. I have, over the course of the last few years, met some people from these fine forums in the real world. I also know a few people already from other real places, like college.

I recently met X'o'Lore while I was up in Minnesota last month, and he has been added to my list of people who did not murder me.

For your reference in the future, you may check this list to ensure that you will not be cut up and dumped in the woods if you choose to try and meet someone from here in real life:

Behemoth
illithid235
Professor MacJake
Shakeycat
X'o'Lore
Hamelin

Of course, it is also possible that I kidnapped all of these people myself and extracted their OB passwords before watching the light go out from their eyes, but I guess I can't prove I didn't.

Comments

  • edited January 2012
    Alternatively I stole YOUR login and killed YOU. Er, that is to say I'm totally not a murderer. Nope. Totally safe.
  • edited January 2012
    We'll get you next time, evil-doer!
  • edited January 2012
    I hope to one day be included on this list! Or alternatively, use this list as inspiration for my serial axe-murdering spree.
  • edited January 2012
    An axe murderer, you say? Of course I'm not an axe murderer. I can say with full honesty that I have never murdered anybody with an axe. Thank you for compiling this list, Ryan. I hope everyone here will feel perfectly comfortable meeting with me now that they know I am not an axe murderer.
  • edited January 2012
    Mish isn't an axe murderer. Mainly because women are more likely to use poison and other indirect methods to kill.

    I'm still not sure whether or not she put a VERY slow acting poison in the dessert pizzas, though. I suggest pre-sealed foods when around her, just to be safe.
  • edited January 2012
    I've totally murdered axes.
  • edited January 2012
    Takeru wrote: »
    Mish isn't an axe murderer. Mainly because women are more likely to use poison and other indirect methods to kill.

    I'm still not sure whether or not she put a VERY slow acting poison in the dessert pizzas, though. I suggest pre-sealed foods when around her, just to be safe.

    Nah, you can't be killed from just one visit with me. I like to kill people the slow way, through party.
  • edited January 2012
    Mish42 wrote: »
    Nah, you can't be killed from just one visit with me. I like to kill people the slow way, through party.

    You're like an evil Slurms McKenzie.
  • edited January 2012
    Just because I didn't murder you with an axe doesn't mean that I haven't/won't others. You fucking narcissist.
  • edited July 2013
    So, I forgot to update this. I met Hamelin a few weeks ago. He was also kind enough to not be an axe murderer, so that was nice.
  • edited July 2013
    Good to know that this forum isn't completely populated with axe murderers.