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DustinTheWind

** EuclidsAlpdruck began pestering OnescoreAnthophiliac **
EA: DUDE
EA: BEESMAN
EA: THE FTAGHN ARE YOU DOIGN?
OA: I dunno
EA: YOU"VE BEEN SITTIGN THERE FOR AN HOUR
OA: Yeah, and I've Been thinking
EA: THINKIGN? WHY IS THERE TO THIKN ABOUT?
OA: Where to Beegin, for one
EA: JUST START BUILDIGN!
OA: Dude
OA: This Building is a woBBling mass of everything that was not meant to Bee
OA: comBined By a giBBering imBicile unfit to tie his own shoes
OA: My Brain is Bawling in agony at the merest glance at this aBomination
OA: What I'm trying to say here is, this house was Built from cancer and madness
EA: BEESMAN
EA: IT"S THE NIGHTMAER CITY OF RYL"EH
EA: IT IS QUITE LITERALLYEH MADE OF NOTHIGN but CANCER AND MADNESS
OA: Then we hive an agreement
OA: So comB down and let me think
OA: Don't get your Beeard in a knot
EA: IT"S NOT A FTAGHNIGN BEARD!
EA: IT"S TENTICULAR MOUTHPARTS
OA: Tenticles, mandibles...
OA: It's a Beeard, no matter what you're pollen it.
EA: AND THAT"S ANOTHER THING
EA: STOP WITH THE FTAGHNING BEE PUNS
OA: I don't Beeleive I hive any idea what you are talking aBout
EA: YOU JUST MAED ONE!!
OA: You pollen me a liar?
EA: I AM YOUR LEADRE AND YOU WILL LISTNE TO ME!
OA: Aye aye, Cap'n SquidBeeard
EA: GASHDANASSDONWJBIASYBFSAKJDABDKASGFJKABCOIQMWK<QROBGISAD@FAS*&9Y&bjSDBAANX

mario

I'm pretty sure you just posted a conversation between two Homestuck trolls you invented that had something to do with bees. I'm very concerned for the state of your brain.

DustinTheWind

I was wondering the other day how the various Brew characters would react in a Homestuck situation. So I wrote up a little conversation between Cthulhu-boy and Twenty Bees Man.

And it's best not to ask regarding the state of my brain.