weird AIM convo
WrighteousFury: hey i dont know u and this is kinda random but i have to do this survey thing for school and i was wonderin if u would mind answering some questions?
Nukivaj: Sure
WrighteousFury: its pretty stupid so its ok if u dont want to do it
Nukivaj: I should know the question first
WrighteousFury: lol ok well first can i just ask ur age/gender?
Nukivaj: 22/Male
WrighteousFury: ok...are you ticklish? haha
Nukivaj: Yeah
WrighteousFury: how ticklish would u say u are?
Nukivaj: Very easily
WrighteousFury: like 1-10?
Nukivaj: 8.5
WrighteousFury: where are you ticklish? i know this is retarded, sorry if i'm buggin u
Nukivaj: The feet
WrighteousFury: thats the only spot or just the most?
Nukivaj: The most
WrighteousFury: whats the longest your feet have ever been tickled for?
Nukivaj: I don't know, but it isn't too long before I can't stand it.
WrighteousFury: hmm when was the last time your feet were tickled?
Nukivaj: I would say February.
WrighteousFury: can u tell me about that? like...how it happened i guess, the whole story lol...i'm supposed to be "thorough" whatever that means for tickling, sorry bout all this
WrighteousFury signed off at 21:14:15.
WrighteousFury signed on at 21:14:15.
Nukivaj: I was reading a magazine on a sofa, with my feet over the arm of the couch. Suddenly my mother passes by and tickles my feet, making me jump.
WrighteousFury: both feet or just one?
Nukivaj: Just one
WrighteousFury: have you ever been tickled on both feet at once?
Nukivaj: Yeah
WrighteousFury: lol do you remember any times like that? sorry bout all this if you want me to shut up u can just say so
Nukivaj: I don't remember anything special. I'm always tickled when I'm off guard.
WrighteousFury: so u've never been held down and tickled or anything?
Nukivaj: No
WrighteousFury: have u ever tickled someone elses feet? lol
Nukivaj: I remember that once, when I was younger playing on a pool.
WrighteousFury: ok...thats pretty much all i need to know lol thanks sorry to bug u bout something so stupid
Nukivaj: Ok, no problem
Nukivaj: Tell me the results when you have them.
WrighteousFury: lol ok
Nukivaj: Sure
WrighteousFury: its pretty stupid so its ok if u dont want to do it
Nukivaj: I should know the question first
WrighteousFury: lol ok well first can i just ask ur age/gender?
Nukivaj: 22/Male
WrighteousFury: ok...are you ticklish? haha
Nukivaj: Yeah
WrighteousFury: how ticklish would u say u are?
Nukivaj: Very easily
WrighteousFury: like 1-10?
Nukivaj: 8.5
WrighteousFury: where are you ticklish? i know this is retarded, sorry if i'm buggin u
Nukivaj: The feet
WrighteousFury: thats the only spot or just the most?
Nukivaj: The most
WrighteousFury: whats the longest your feet have ever been tickled for?
Nukivaj: I don't know, but it isn't too long before I can't stand it.
WrighteousFury: hmm when was the last time your feet were tickled?
Nukivaj: I would say February.
WrighteousFury: can u tell me about that? like...how it happened i guess, the whole story lol...i'm supposed to be "thorough" whatever that means for tickling, sorry bout all this
WrighteousFury signed off at 21:14:15.
WrighteousFury signed on at 21:14:15.
Nukivaj: I was reading a magazine on a sofa, with my feet over the arm of the couch. Suddenly my mother passes by and tickles my feet, making me jump.
WrighteousFury: both feet or just one?
Nukivaj: Just one
WrighteousFury: have you ever been tickled on both feet at once?
Nukivaj: Yeah
WrighteousFury: lol do you remember any times like that? sorry bout all this if you want me to shut up u can just say so
Nukivaj: I don't remember anything special. I'm always tickled when I'm off guard.
WrighteousFury: so u've never been held down and tickled or anything?
Nukivaj: No
WrighteousFury: have u ever tickled someone elses feet? lol
Nukivaj: I remember that once, when I was younger playing on a pool.
WrighteousFury: ok...thats pretty much all i need to know lol thanks sorry to bug u bout something so stupid
Nukivaj: Ok, no problem
Nukivaj: Tell me the results when you have them.
WrighteousFury: lol ok
Comments
Nukivaj: :P
tumor zombie: well i am!
tumor zombie: and my tummy hurts
Nukivaj: Poor thing!
tumor zombie: yep
Nukivaj: *rubs your tummy*
tumor zombie: yay
Nukivaj: *rubs again*
tumor zombie: yay again
Nukivaj: *tickles your navel*
tumor zombie: AGGGH
tumor zombie: *explodes*
Nukivaj: *covered in blood*
Nukivaj: well...
Nukivaj: ...that unexpected.
Nukivaj: *that was
tumor zombie: *reforms*
tumor zombie: that was my self-destruct belly button
Nukivaj: Oh!
Nukivaj: *pokes the belly*
tumor zombie: hehe!
Nukivaj: *tickles the navel again*
tumor zombie: *explodes*
Nukivaj: You're like a big Philsbury Doughboy!
tumor zombie: yep
Nukivaj: Awwwww!!!
tumor zombie: lol
Which is a whole new level of creepy.
It was like...
Guy: Hey, can I do a survey?
Me: Santa is not here, but his elves can talk to you!
Guy: Um...lol?
B-movies don't lie! Especially ones that involve Santa!
Let's investigate!