Er any o' y'all for'ners?
Totally out of curiosity:
Our site gets random hits from countries all over the place, so feel free to respond if you're one of these people:
Canada: you are my people. I love all that is hockey, snow, curling, and beer.
Britain: No, you're fit.
Malaysia: Is this cause my dad lived there for a while?
Japan: (EDIT: I tried to put some katakana here, but the server apparently was unhappy, could you get right on that STEF and MARIO???!!!! GOD, HOW LAME!!!, anyways it should say "Konichiwa. Watashi wa) "Geoff". Samurais could kick pirate ass.
Jamaica: Is Ali G still the British ambassador there?
Mexico: ¿Qué Onda? Props on shutting down San Francisco, that was awesome!!!
Chile: DUCK!! (I'm sorry, that was a bad joke. Seriously though, DUCK!)
Norway: Vikings could take out Ninjas and Pirates.
Moldova: Peter, I know that it's you. And if it's not you, then tell Peter I said hi. He's the Chipmunk looking english teacher in the next village over.
Ireland: Big up to the Keane family, Uisca Beatha rocks!
Germany: Dem's some big a$$ beer mugs you got there.
Estonia: Where are you? Maybe Google Earth will tell me....
Sweden: I hear from Joe that Swedish girls are hot. Send me a personal message if you are someone this is true of.
Spain: Whatth with the lithp? It'th totally hot!!
Aotearoa: How do you pronounce the name of your country???? Is this like Petoria from Family Guy?
Australia: Good on ya for having 5000 of your own words. Could you teach me some of them?
Argentina: Sorry you had to put up with my stepsister for that semester.
Brazil: Bom dia! Tudo bem? Eu estava em o Río de Janeiro pra seis semanas, e me encanta!!! But what's with caiparinhas?? They're like little death lime drinks!!!!!
The list goes on... but the rest of you will have to talk to me first if you want a comment on your country. So
Our site gets random hits from countries all over the place, so feel free to respond if you're one of these people:
Canada: you are my people. I love all that is hockey, snow, curling, and beer.
Britain: No, you're fit.
Malaysia: Is this cause my dad lived there for a while?
Japan: (EDIT: I tried to put some katakana here, but the server apparently was unhappy, could you get right on that STEF and MARIO???!!!! GOD, HOW LAME!!!, anyways it should say "Konichiwa. Watashi wa) "Geoff". Samurais could kick pirate ass.
Jamaica: Is Ali G still the British ambassador there?
Mexico: ¿Qué Onda? Props on shutting down San Francisco, that was awesome!!!
Chile: DUCK!! (I'm sorry, that was a bad joke. Seriously though, DUCK!)
Norway: Vikings could take out Ninjas and Pirates.
Moldova: Peter, I know that it's you. And if it's not you, then tell Peter I said hi. He's the Chipmunk looking english teacher in the next village over.
Ireland: Big up to the Keane family, Uisca Beatha rocks!
Germany: Dem's some big a$$ beer mugs you got there.
Estonia: Where are you? Maybe Google Earth will tell me....
Sweden: I hear from Joe that Swedish girls are hot. Send me a personal message if you are someone this is true of.
Spain: Whatth with the lithp? It'th totally hot!!
Aotearoa: How do you pronounce the name of your country???? Is this like Petoria from Family Guy?
Australia: Good on ya for having 5000 of your own words. Could you teach me some of them?
Argentina: Sorry you had to put up with my stepsister for that semester.
Brazil: Bom dia! Tudo bem? Eu estava em o Río de Janeiro pra seis semanas, e me encanta!!! But what's with caiparinhas?? They're like little death lime drinks!!!!!
The list goes on... but the rest of you will have to talk to me first if you want a comment on your country. So
Comments
Although I am English by nationality, so I get the best of both worlds of insane colloquial language.
Because Geoff is an ass the "DUCK" comment was directed towarrds the fact that there are mass revolts in Chile at the moment. so you might want to duck every so often because some flaming object might be flying towards your head.
I'll go one step further. This is a dual reference.
1. Ask A Ninja: "Roger". Wherein the ninja tells a guy to duck everyone once in a while for no apparent reason because he has angered a ninja.
2. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41664, or was it http://www.s5000.com/what_the_huck/642/george_bush_chile_protests.php. Chile has angered the most insane, grudge holding, trigger happy man alive. (Apologies to any Bush supporters, but c'mon, the dude gets pissed.) It's something about the way you guys say "com-furt-able", or "comferble", or the way you riot when he comes to town. Not to mention the built in unrest in a major government change as recent as 1990.
3. does one really need a reason to duck? how about cause it's fun to duck!
And the police in Chile, Conor, are much better known for their use of tear gas and hoses than the classic "flaming object" more often utilized by those rioting.
You're the administrator. You do it. What do I pay you for?! 何も
Don't let me make you ask me to have to have felled you previously in the future, or else someone very well might have gotten hurt in the past.
The writer in the first link has no idea about South American governments, and there's no way there could have been 25000 people protesting against Bush. We don't like the guy, but there wasn't a big protest when he came here.
Also, that riot in the picture, just was for one day, and most of the rioters where bored teenagers who fucked up the Labor's Day parade.
(I have family in Ottowa and Vancouver, eh?)