*high five* for paranoia! I've also in the past suspected other forum members of being this guy I knew in school, my boss, Khan, or superintelligent Google-bots.
Fairly Tried to the Spanish Inquisition: If you say you're innocent, you're lying, and are executed. If you admit guilt, you are found guilty and executed. Really, must have tired St. Peter out quite a bit...
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I mainly just suspect the government.
Or possibly even The Spanish Inquisition!.