The Alphabet of Manliness

edited June 2006 in Comics
So, I got Maddox's book in the mail today, and read through the entire thing.

I laughed, I cringed at illustrations of the correct way to punch some guy in the crotch, I felt a bit like a jerk, and I laughed some more. There are chapters on Pirates, Coping a Feel, Lumberjacks, Chuck Norris, Metal (music), Female Wrestling, and much more all organized in glorious alphabetical order, one topic per letter.

My conclusions? This book is sexist, crude, violent, and extremely funny. If you're not the type to get offended by that sort of blatent (satrical) stuff, then for pete's sake go read it. It's hardcover, because so much awesome couldn't be contained in wussy paperback.

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The cover looks glorious.

Oh, and I also got the Real Ultimate Power book and "How to Survive a Robot Uprising" which, along with The Zombie Survival Guide, leaves me wholly prepared for whatever life throws at me.

Comments

  • edited June 2006
    Lacking any of said books I now feel that my personal library can hardly be called a library at all.
  • edited June 2006
    Hm. I've got a $30 gift card for Amazon.com. It looks quite good. And, Maddox is one of my favorite sites.
  • edited June 2006
    I support the patronage of various internet celebrities.
  • edited June 2006
    While I don't really like Maddox, that is one of the greatest book covers I've ever seen. Where'd you find "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"? That sounds like all kinds of awesome.


    Also this reminds me, I should go pick up "The Five Fists of Science".
  • edited June 2006
    I plan on picking Maddox's book up soon; I just have a few other things I need to get first. My friend got it today, I thumbed through it and laughed hysterically as I turned to "B is for Boners." I didn't have much time to read anything but the headlines and look at the illistrations.
  • edited June 2006
    I went to WHSmith today, and they didn't have it! UNACCEPTABLE!
  • edited June 2006
    I got the book too. Awesome stuff. I loved the section on how to properly conceal a boner.