I don't know about the BEST. Good, yes, but it's hard to say the best.
I did not see a trebuchet, it didn't look like anyone was being burned at the stake, I can't tell if they cut the cake with a sawzall and a 4-foot blade, I couldn't even tell if any of the guests had melted candy over decorative candles, mixed whatever liquids they could find to produce the most vile substances imaginable and get someone to drink them, or produced crude lingerie from wedding decorations.
It's just not the best without some sort of shenanigans.
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right now i am terrified on so many levels.
I did not see a trebuchet, it didn't look like anyone was being burned at the stake, I can't tell if they cut the cake with a sawzall and a 4-foot blade, I couldn't even tell if any of the guests had melted candy over decorative candles, mixed whatever liquids they could find to produce the most vile substances imaginable and get someone to drink them, or produced crude lingerie from wedding decorations.
It's just not the best without some sort of shenanigans.
Thank you, thank you! Take my zombie wife, please! *ba dum ching*
I'll be here all week! In fact, I'll be here for eternity! Because I'm undead! *ba dum...ching?*