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  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2006
    The assailant is then at the mercy of the man he has attacked, who can choose any part of his body on which to administer punishment.
    Fantastic.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited June 2006
    I am particularly enamoured of:

    "Then, with a sudden jerk, pull him forwards, and simultaneously jumping close into him, strike him with your knee in the face."

    The accompanying picture had me in stitches.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2006
    Take that you rogue!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited June 2006
    That gets .gif of the year award.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2006
    Someone cut the file size down or make a better one, I made it with possibly the least useful gif maker ever.

    Mircosoft GIF Animator.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited June 2006
    Your wish is my command.
    walkingstickcombat0gr.gif
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2006
    Huzzah, the filesize is at least cut in half!
  • LangLang
    edited June 2006
    Now I'm ready for the big, scary world out there!
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited June 2006
    ...This, and the preceding method of self-defense with a walking-stick, may be practised upon a swordsman armed with a sword or a dagger with absolute certainty of success.

    There's no possible way you can lose to a swordsman, as long as you have your trusty walking stick.
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2006
    The problem however is this:

    It is no longer fashionable to carry walking sticks, thus the only people who do are people with bad legs. All it takes it one lunge aimed badly and they're down.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited June 2006
    Fashionable? Do you think people are going to point you out and say you're not fashionable after they see you kick the first few people's asses?
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2006
    If you're over 40, no one's going to question you carrying around a cane or hooked umbrella.

    Something to look forward to!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2006
    Night Lord wrote:
    The problem however is this:

    It is no longer fashionable to carry walking sticks, thus the only people who do are people with bad legs. All it takes it one lunge aimed badly and they're down.

    Well then, let's MAKE it fashionable.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited June 2006
    Let's bring back the stovepipe hat!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited June 2006
    And capes. Or maybe kilts. Nothing says fashion like a kilt, stovepipe hat combo with a walking stick/cane and a cape.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2006
    Genius!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited June 2006
    It'd certainly put fear into the hearts of those that saw you.
  • TheMachineTheMachine
    edited June 2006
    Night Lord wrote:
    The problem however is this:

    It is no longer fashionable to carry walking sticks, thus the only people who do are people with bad legs. All it takes it one lunge aimed badly and they're down.

    Pimp cane?

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