Your Coolest SCIENCE Project at School

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  • edited September 2006
    Step one: Grab the skinniest little distance runner who won't stop running his mouth.
    Step two: Bind his arms and legs with sports tape and possibly his mouth.
    Step three: Holding him up to the ceiling, wrap the tape around his body and a (suspended) ceiling support wire or two.
    Step four: Leave.
  • edited September 2006
    Heh, awesome. My best science project would have to be a class project we had. I have no idea why the teacher did this, but basically we all went outside and pitched baseballs past a radar. And some were different weight, now I know what your thinking, it seems to have some relevance to science, but we didn't record anything, we went out, he told us to pitch ten each, and that's it. It was probably more of a study on how different body types and such throw different speeds...I don't know.
  • edited September 2006
    Behemoth wrote:
    Step one: Grab the skinniest little distance runner who won't stop running his mouth.
    Step two: Bind his arms and legs with sports tape and possibly his mouth.
    Step three: Holding him up to the ceiling, wrap the tape around his body and a (suspended) ceiling support wire or two.
    Step four: Leave.
    How long was the kid up there?

    I don't think a supended cieling could support even a small person.
  • godgod
    edited September 2006
    It'd support you, I bet.
  • edited September 2006
    How long was the kid up there?

    I don't think a supended cieling could support even a small person.

    Only a few minutes. It did support him. It was at school, the ceiling covered a rather large area, it was strong enough.
  • edited September 2006
    Dear god...I'm now going to blow up the cafeteria so that all the kids will be skinny! For SCIENCE!!!
  • edited September 2006
    In todays news, a local student tried blowing up the cafeteria at his school in hopes of making everyone skinny. Fortunatly the cafeteria was not the only source of food for the students, seeing as they live in New York, which has food vendors on every corner.

    also prostitutes.
  • edited September 2006
    Either of which can make a better sandwich than Jimmy Jon's or Subway. (no dirt joke, just saying that even a random hooker could probably make better food than the crap around here).
  • edited September 2006
    Still, double meanings are fun.
  • edited September 2006
    oh, but they are. Get this, I was watching a video in science....and the guy said ," yes, men were just developing deductive logic, which may have helped them fight off the dinosuars and use them for meat. After the discovery of fire, a man could have burned a stegosauras, and that may have been man's first barbeque." What an idiot. For my sig! woo!