How messed-up was/is your school?
So while talking about my chem teacher in the SCIENCE! thread I realized that my high school was fairly fucked up, or at least its faculty was and probably still are. As I said, my chem teacher was fired and had his wife and two little kids leave him after he was convicted of statutory rape. In addition, the long-time band teacher of the school left for another job at a smaller school, the replacement that was brought in was arrested and fired about a month later for coming to one of the marching band's rehearsals completely drunk off his ass and passing out in the band room after yelling a whole bunch of people. I think my favorite though was my principal was arrested for soliciting a prostitute that later turned out to be an undercover cop.
Anyone else have any fucked up stories about their schools and places of education?
Anyone else have any fucked up stories about their schools and places of education?
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back in 1st grade, a kid was a lil bit mental...and the teacher told him to put up his chair. he then lifted up his chair, and yelled in delight.he threw the chair at the teacher...and grabbed a pair of scissors 0o' he ran for the teacher with his scissors. luckly it was the class, [i was only in it for my bad kidnies], so an assistant techer grabbed him in time. tradgedy narrowly averted.
I heard my first grade teacher was fired for locking a classmate in the bathroom.
School was evacuated last June when somebody found some mixed up house cleaners in a bathroom. Because of the fumes, like a dozen people (including the principal) were taken to the hospital. And even though everybody knew the story, the administrators wouldn't confirm anything, as usual.
Then there was our old principal, who was the worst PA announcer ever. He would reiterate everything he said three or four times, he loved the phrase "no congregating in the halls", and he had some quite memorable quotes, such as "if any teachers' phone isn't working, please call the main office" and "if you are too far away to hear this announcement, please return to the school."
I remember when two kids (both black-belts) got into a fight and our assistant principal ( also a black belt) broke it up. Everybody was KUNG-FU fiiiightiiing! Well, actually it was karate and tae kwon do. Either way, it kicked ass.
The stabbee had been pinching the stabber's neck for about 5 minutes, during History class, so the teacher made the stabber sit in front of me and the stabee behind me. The stabee said something to the stabber to bother him, and the stabber quietly and slowly stood up, walked past me, and stabbed the stabbee in the head, then he went back to his seat. The teacher saw this and was terrfied His first reaction was to take a step away from the stabbber (we were in the front of the class).
Never had a stabbing happen, but in middle school, there was this reeeeaaaaly creepy kid named Chris who was pretty quiet but would make death threats on everyone. He always wore these big black gloves and would curse off everyone, including the teachers. He was one of those kids that you befriend when they first move in because they're quiet and lonely, and then spend the rest of the year trying to get rid of.
I think me and my friends complained to the principal about him once, I forget what he did exactly, but I never saw him after that... he probably stabbed someone. I think he had a knife in his backpack anyway.
Oh, and one time my little brother told me about this fight where one kid sneaked up on the other and just slammed their head through a window. Sounds... painful.
He was ok, but had a nasty concussion. I was there when it happened. Scared the hell out of me seeing him hit the floor, i thought he was dead....
Cracked his HEAD OPEN?! Jesus, dude.
The most I can tell is when someone put a little packet of maple syrup in my bag and got my books all sticky. I like the black belt kids and assistant principle story, though.
In 8th grade my teacher was really anal about people tilting backwards in their chairs. As a joke the kid sitting next to me was like, "Dude, check this out." Then he started rubbing his nose. I thought it was pretty gross and was about to look away when his nose started bleeding like crazy and he threw himself backward onto the floor bleeding everywhere while screaming like he was in pain. He looked up at the teacher, face covered in blood now, and said, "Oh if only I listened to you!" My teacher didn't even realize that it was a joke. It was as gross as it was funny.
Okay, so it was messed up.
Our teacher's name was Dr. Breed-Mackin, and she was obsessed with the fact that she went to an Ivy League school (never told us which one) and would yell at you if you called her 'Mrs.' instead of 'Dr.'. So how does and Ivy League-level teacher wind up in Washingtonville Middle School anyway?
ALSO: Breed-Mackin. WTF? Did nobody else realize the correlation between bredding and mackin it.
They should really ban pencils in schools.
Hm...that dosn't sound so bad..
Yes, I perfer to use the blood of others.
We had a science teacher chick, she was missing half of her face. She was a really awesome teacher though, happy and funny and let us smell gasoline and passed weed around the class to smell. I was 11 at the time o_0
My math teacher was a short, angry old lady, her name was Elvira and she was from Mongolia. She always, ALWAYS carried a meter stick and hit students on the way to class with it. She had a shrill voice and a sticklike posture. She's in a nuthouse now for almost beating a kid to death with the said ruler. She was sick once. ONCE. In all three years that I've had her.
Gym teacher was a pedo. Like, a raging pedo. Some students wouldn't show up to class after gym because they'd get locked in the place for changing too long (it was separate from the school) and the guy would have their way with em. And then they'd come back to class sometime later. He never really got anything for it, except maybe a 100 ruble fine (read: 5 dollars)
That and I won't mention the Russian ghetto, the bandits, the morons poking people in school with AIDS syringes, the gas leak, the WWII-age bombs hidden inside the building because it used to be a hospital, etc, etc.
I liked my school XD