This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever written. I was writing my math homework, and I was writing "pen is" (two separate words)...and well...just look.
Once in pre-calc my teacher gave a multiple choice quiz in which every single answer was C. My teacher was a really weird guy and it freakde the hell out of the class.
Only funny when you see a female teacher write "CUM EXAM" in giant letters across the board, while the principal comes in and stares at it for the longest of time, before figuring out that it means "cumulative"
I remember one time in school my teacher was showing us how stretchy a condom was by pulling it over her entire arm. This was immediately before I was going to recieve an award for community service. I remember to date shaking that spermicide coated hand... and the smell... of old lady condom on your hand... ack...
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I assumed there was discussion about the exam afterwards.
"Pretty much, it was really weird."
It was at the begining of class so there was still calculus to be a-learnin.
I actually read it as "See the largest possible penis."
One time in International Finance, we were discussing a homework problem with the Vietnamese currency. It's the best currency in the world. Know why?
It's called a "dong."
My professor asked the class "So, in this problem, how can we get the most dong for our dollar?"
I personally like "How much dong can you buy for a dollar" the best.
Also, I finally have the internet, awesome.
I assume that's a real scientifically proven statistic.
It pales in comparison to Agentcel's anomaly, however.