Nerds and alcohol abuse

HeidiHeidi
edited August 2008 in General
From Theregister.co.uk:

Those of you who have ever wondered what they do in Finland to pass those endless winter nights will be delighted to learn that, thanks to reader Mark Morgan, we can now reveal the astounding truth: the activity of choice is to get plastered on imported scotch and then install a PC in the empty bottle.
Yes, it's as simple as that. In case you're wondering, the motherboard is a JREX-786LCD Socket-370 Pentium-III with MPEG2/DVD (64MB VRAM). The scotch is a "complex, refined and elegant blended scotch whisky", according to the Ballantines label, whose flavour is dependent on more than 50 single malt flavours, four single grains and "in particular the fingerprint malts from Miltonduff and Glenburgie".

Accordingly, the company rates the taste as: "Well balanced with tones of chocolate, apple and vanilla followed by a gentle floral finish." ®

Web site of the Bottle PC: http://www.metku.net/index.html?sect=view&n=1&path=mods/whiskypc/index_eng4



EDIT: Why have remote file uploads been disabled? I can't post a picture of the whiskey computer! /cry

Comments

  • HamelinHamelin
    edited February 2006
    I just save it quick like then upload it.

    But that is damn awesome.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    That's not alcohol abuse. It's alcohol awesomeisation!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2006
    All the best things in life come from Finland.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited February 2006
    "Why is that wine rack humming? ...And plugged in?"
    -"Calculating Pi to a bunch of places. Forgot how many. I was still a bit tipsy when I started it."
  • WafflesWaffles
    edited February 2006
    I agree!
  • LangLang
    edited February 2006
    Oh em eff gee!
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2006
    Aren't you allergic to alcohol and computers and Finns, Lang?
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited February 2006
    No, It was hamelin with the computer stuffs. I don't know that it's been established how Lang reacts to alcohol, and you never really know with Finns.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    You only really need to worry about the ones attached to sharks.
  • geokogeoko
    edited August 2008
    I haz a new favorite computer!
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    I hates you. Seriously.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited August 2008
    Oh no! It looks likes it's time to re-open the Love, Sweet Love thread again!
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    I have no love for zombie thread-reviving bastards! You just keep punchin' that zombie fish. Live it up! Your day of reckoning approaches...
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited August 2008
    Oh, is that from that Australian zombie movie? What was it called? Zombie? Shit, now I have to IMDB it.

    UNDEAD! I watched that before I went to basic training! I highly recommend it! Guys! It's a good movie!

    What's going on in this thread?
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited August 2008
    We are angering Mario. I must say its much more fun then I had imagined...
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    Nice Toki reference Mario.
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    I try.
  • geokogeoko
    edited August 2008
    Toki Wartooth? o_O he's not a bumble bee....
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited August 2008
    He's my favorite, by far.

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