The mysteries of 4chan, specifically the /b/ channel and its denizens the /b/tards.

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  • edited November 2006
    I propose a contest, who can find the most absolutely fucked up, strange, wrong, and unpleasant image on 4chan.

    most likely in a seperate thread that can be deleted at a later date, because we don't need that filth on here longterm, and probably generously censored.
  • edited November 2006
    im not saying there mindless...and who knows if your gonna have sex with an animal it may like it...but none the less you dont see a rat having sex with a horse now do u!....if your human look for a human! thats all im saying
  • edited November 2006
    I can and have done so. I have an Effed' of 4 chan thread on my computer. Ho' boy, I got some stuff for you. Though...it may not be allowed. How about this, at this time tommorow, send a PM to all those who want to be in this 'contest' we'll all judge on IM or something on who wins. just so we have to find something fresh.
  • edited November 2006
    i wish i had saved that pic from 4chan....of a man having sex with a baby...it was brutal
  • edited November 2006
    Ace! You are ignorant of the different magnitudes of intelligence present in the animal kindgdom! By what criteria DO you suppose animals choose mates? Do you think it's random naked orgies? NO! They decide upon a mate based on how hot they are! Whether the criteria for hotness be body size, musky smell or TOTAL HOT BABE-ITUDE, they can DECIDE! They are not mindless automations!

    I think some skull-bashing might be in order to determine mates.
  • edited November 2006
    haha if they were moutain goats...or any other primitive animal that bashes skulls
  • edited November 2006
    Agentcel, I don't know what your intent was by your most recent post, but from my end it sounded HOSTILE. I advise you to stop that now, as you don't want none of what happens to be brewing in my kitchen. I assure you that the foodstuffs contained therein are as deadly as they are delicious.

    (and incase you were wondering, my foodstuffs are SUPER DELICIOUS)
  • edited November 2006
    I'm going to suggest not going through with this 4-chan challenge. I will swiftly and permanently ban anyone who posts an image on this site that even suggests child porn or bestiality. Since we have members under 18, even the most hilariously bad tentacle porn is not exactly appropriate material, either. I'm not sure what images that leaves you, and I don't want to find out.
  • godgod
    edited November 2006
    Yeah, based on even just the first couple of comments, there is no way in hell I'm clicking that link. Especially after those recent mentions of baby-rape.
  • edited November 2006
    I suggested it be done via PM or IM. I didn't state it was to spare the un-4channed minds, but now I am. So if everyone who's interested wants to, we can do this via IM.

    Trust me, I know it's defeinately breaking the rules if we tried that on the forums.
  • edited November 2006
    Ace76 wrote: »
    I'm not saying they're mindless...and who knows? If you're gonna have sex with an animal, it may like it...but none the less, you don't see a rat having sex with a horse, now do you!....If you're human, look for a human! That's all I'm saying.

    Stop with the "....."s!
  • edited November 2006
    God disapproves of baby rape. D=

    ALSO: Good call on Stephanie's part!
  • edited December 2006
    4chan is life. Remember this.
  • edited December 2006
    God disapproves of baby rape. D=

    I believe that it's... *ahem*... AWWWWWRIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
  • edited December 2006
    gaberade u are sick....leave now
  • edited December 2006
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Stop with the "....."s!
    I...tend...to...do...that...myself.

    Eh heh heh. But really, that double-posting scoundral was just joking, Ace. And you better watch Behemoth, he's the grammer police. I sometimes join him.
  • edited December 2006
    Ace76 wrote: »
    gaberade u are sick....leave now

    :(
  • edited December 2006
    He wasn't expressing his own opinion (not necessarily, at least). The quote from the rather unpleasent picture (which I only know of because it was forced upon me) was "Baby rape baby rape. It's AWWWWWRIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" or something like that.
    Agentcel wrote: »
    I...tend...to...do...that...myself.

    YOU DIE NOW!
  • edited December 2006
    maybe so but.....come on tis a baby!
  • edited December 2006
    Then call the picture sick, not our loving new member!
  • edited December 2006
    but he said the sick picture was ok(or as he said it AWWWWWRIIIIIIIIIGHT) but yea its just not right...but i guess everyone has there opinion so im gonna leave it alone
  • edited December 2006
    The whole idea of finding "the most unpleasant image" in /b/ or /d/ is pointless, as much of what is posted is done in an attempt to one-up one another in terms of general insanity.

    I propose that the contest be to find the most innocous image on /b/, and post it. That would be far more interesting, and legitimate.

    Furthermore, we need to consider the fact that not all people should have their perspective of 4chan be clouded and biased by the most offensive material available on the website. Much of what is truly entertaining on /b/ is merely crazy or nonsensical, for example. When I was first exposed to 4chan, I managed to see through the obvious shock-fest that awaited me. I saw more than baby-rape and dick girls and Milhouse and my mom got scared and said "You're moving in with auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for the cab and when it came near the licence plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror! If anything I could say this cab was rare so I said "nah forget it... yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I said to the cabbie "yo homes, smell ya later!"

    I looked at my kingdom... I was finally there. Now, to sit on my throne.... as the prince.... of Bel-Air.
  • edited December 2006
    I love and miss you.
  • edited December 2006
    Highly amusing! Best picture wins a cookie!
  • edited December 2006
    4chan makes me charge mah lazer.
  • edited December 2006
    schro-cat.png
  • godgod
    edited December 2006
    I believe those are the kinds of pictures we weren't supposed to post...
  • edited December 2006
    Stef wrote:
    I will swiftly and permanently ban anyone who posts an image on this site that even suggests child porn or bestiality.
  • edited December 2006
    Ban the retard. Its not like he wasn't warned.
  • edited December 2006
    Well, Y'had a good run, Agentcel, see you in bannedland.