I counter with this Santa broom! Note, the broom is only 18 inches long, making it pretty useless for any actual cleaning. It'd work if you used children to clean your place though.
The listing as an "excellent Christmas gift" technically lets me put this in the thread, and if it doesn't, then just give me a break-- I'm in a really terrible mood and I couldn't find anything better (which didn't help).
EXCELLENT CHRISTMAS GIFT, ELECTRIC GUN AK47, M16 GUITAR
25 PAIR ASSORTED SIZE CHRISTMAS SOCKS
"THESE ARE GREAT FOR RESALE OR FOR STOCKING STUFFERS OR GIFTS OR FOR YOURSELF. SIZES ARE ASSORTED FROM INFANT TO 9-11. THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT PATTERNS."
I'll have to try and take a photo of the creepy decorations that one of the girls put up at our house. I swear it's like posessed Santa or something.
Thusfar the Viking Santa is the most impressive. But still not impressive enough to beat the Christmas Bull! Will the bull ever be defeated? Only time will tell, I guess. And until that day I shall cling to the tenuous position of Bull-awesomeness adjudicator until my dying breath.
That bear clearly wants to masturbate, but is unable to do so because of the constraints society has placed upon him, and decent behavior. The look of anguish on his face is almost poetic.
He was referring to Night Lord's smoking Santa entry higher up the page. The gold glitter does indeed seem somewhat superfluous, and I can only assume it was thrown on at the last second to offset the creepiness. It did not succeed in this endeavor.
They were heavy smokers, thus most of their possessions had a slight yellow hue. At Christmas, they put a santa decoration on the window, which was similarly stained yellow, mix that with general dirt/dust from a year in the attic, the santa looked green, and was henceforth known as "Sick Santa"
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EXCELLENT CHRISTMAS GIFT, ELECTRIC GUN AK47, M16 GUITAR
It doesn't look very christmasy, but how can you argue with "Yee Haw! Just in Time for Holiday Gift Giving!"
"THESE ARE GREAT FOR RESALE OR FOR STOCKING STUFFERS OR GIFTS OR FOR YOURSELF. SIZES ARE ASSORTED FROM INFANT TO 9-11. THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT PATTERNS." Apparently so.
I'll have to try and take a photo of the creepy decorations that one of the girls put up at our house. I swear it's like posessed Santa or something.
Thusfar the Viking Santa is the most impressive. But still not impressive enough to beat the Christmas Bull! Will the bull ever be defeated? Only time will tell, I guess. And until that day I shall cling to the tenuous position of Bull-awesomeness adjudicator until my dying breath.
Possibly some sort of fancy hat will be required.
WTF?
Scary smoking santa!
Run canine friends! run for your lives!
From the same guy, buy cheaply made Kwanza labels too!
Speaking of Kwanza, apparently Mickey's a practicing mouse.
Although I wonder what the link is between smoking and excessive gold glitter. Possibly some sort of new skin disease caused by smoking?
They were heavy smokers, thus most of their possessions had a slight yellow hue. At Christmas, they put a santa decoration on the window, which was similarly stained yellow, mix that with general dirt/dust from a year in the attic, the santa looked green, and was henceforth known as "Sick Santa"
INCONCEIVABLE!
So sad.