My Awesome New Tat

DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
edited December 2006 in Comics
Haha! I did not actually get a tattoo yet, but I am thinking of it. Very much so. Very much so HARDCORE. I have an idea in my head. I want it to be a sleeve from my shoulder about halfway down my upper arm. It will be a skull and attached spine with a snake (or two snakes?) wrapped around the spine. I'm thinking maybe the snakes could be breathing fire on the skull. NO! They'd be breathing COLD FIRE. I want some bat wings in there somewhere. Also, notice the baby turtle in the preliminary sketch. Perhaps spider webs will make up the negative space on the tattoo. OMG I'm so super pumped about this idea!

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I think I might also get the caption at the bottom "no regrets", so when people see it and say, "Hey, do you really regret nothing?" I can respond with, "I regret only one thing...this tattoo."
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Comments

  • HamelinHamelin
    edited December 2006
    The angry baby turtle really brings the tattoo together. Don't get rid of it,
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited December 2006
    Idea stolen.

    BTW, if you get that before I do, then I'll carve it off your skin and graft it to mine.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2006
    The baby turtle needs to breath fire as well.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited December 2006
    If you really want something you'll regret, the turtle should be a ninja turtle. Guaranteed regret or your money back.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited December 2006
    As long as you don't put it on your ass, I greatly anticipate seeing the finished product.
  • godgod
    edited December 2006
    The only change I would make is replacing spider webs with a flood of bacon
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2006
    I'm thinking instead of spider webs: CHAINS, hundreds of them.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited December 2006
    Or thousands of scorpions. I've seen people come up with far worse tattoos, so good luck with that.
  • Ace76Ace76
    edited December 2006
    add a couple of dishwashers and your set for life
  • StickmanStickman
    edited December 2006
    cool, maybe you can add a lawn mower of doom, and a dog, and a sponge, and maybe the baby turtle can wear one of those norse helmets, and maybe, the skull, can be made of ice cream. Yes.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2006
    The turtle wearing a helmet is the most Godly idea I have ever heard.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2006
    Or you could use a cattle prod to burn a penis shape on your hip.

    (Jackass 2 reference!)
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2006
    That was a great movie!
  • brucebruce
    edited December 2006
    Agentcel wrote: »
    Or you could use a cattle prod to burn a penis shape on your hip.

    (Jackass 2 reference!)


    How in the world were you allowed to see Jackass 2? Over here it's got a 15 rating...
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited December 2006
    Rated R here, you've got to be 17... or was it 18? I don't remember.
  • godgod
    edited December 2006
    It was R, but a brother or parent or something could have taken him.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2006
    My MOM took me....yeah.
  • Ace76Ace76
    edited December 2006
    its not to hard to sneak in either
  • brucebruce
    edited December 2006
    Would it be in bad taste to mention the bit of the film with the horse penis and semen?
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited December 2006
    Without any context in the conversation... I'd think so.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2006
    Yes it would. Very much so.
  • brucebruce
    edited December 2006
    hmm...context in the conversation.

    Jackass 2 is cool, especially the horsecock and semen scene. Reminded me of the time agentcel got banned for horsecock related incidents...

    Which rather confuses me, as the movie predates his banning by a several months.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2006
    Agentcel sees Jackass 2 -> Agentcel posts equine phallus.

    Coincidence, or GERALD FORD?
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2006
    Wait, what does this have to do ith John's tatoo?
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited December 2006
    It has just as much to do with it as horse porn does.
  • StickmanStickman
    edited December 2006
    so... he's gonna get horse cocks on his tattoo?
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2006
    You guys have the best ideas EVER.
  • StickmanStickman
    edited December 2006
    :rolleyes: please be sarcasm!! :rolleyes:
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2006
    I'm not being sarcastic, this is a speech impediment.
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited December 2006
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    Check out this hardcore sharpie tatoo I gave my friend max.

    yes he is very fat.

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