Former President Gerald Ford DEAD

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You heard it here first, folks: Gerald Ford is DEAD.

Comments

  • edited December 2006
    I didn't hear much about him, but if he was president in the 70's and came after Nixon, he couldn't have been that bad.
  • edited December 2006
    Was he eaten by wolves?
  • edited December 2006
    He was delicious.

    (find the actual SNL skit, dear God please.)
  • edited December 2006
    Well he was 93 so it's hardly a surprise.

    James Brown, now there's a man that will be sorely missed. Our nation will never be quite as funky again.

    If I were more of an asshole I'd go to his funeral and shout, "Get on up-a!"
  • edited December 2006
    It might be disrespectful, but all I can think of when I saw "Gerald Ford" was that episode of That 70's Show. The one where Eric went streaking through and then Red asked him "How the hell could you pardon Nixon?"

    Too many people are dying now, it seems. Gerald Ford, James Brown, and then at work within two days we learned of two employees who just lost members of their family. Enough death already. It's depressing. :(
  • edited December 2006
    Don't forget Saddam!
  • edited December 2006
    Yeah, but that's an execution. Not an unplanned death.

    Also, what you should be saying is "Don't forget Osama." Yano... Like Bush did.
  • edited December 2006
    Oh, Private Eye-esq satire right there!
  • edited December 2006
    And don't forget the millions of other people world-wide who have died recently!

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  • edited December 2006
    Night Lord wrote: »
    Oh, Private Eye-esq satire right there!

    I'm not looking to discuss politics. All I'm saying is that it's been a little over five years now, and we still have no idea where Osama is. That's just not right...

    And thanks for the thought John, but I was thinking a bit closer to home than "world wide." But I'd forgot to mention that one of my uncle's mother died too.
  • edited January 2007
    And now that 2006 fella died too... He was a nice boy.
  • edited January 2007
    My dad talked with President Ford once. Well, sorta.

    It was back in the 70s when my father was in high school. He and his friends had heard that the President was giving a speech in the next town over, so naturally they skipped school to go watch. When they arrived at their destination, they found that the place was packed and they couldn't get in. So now they had nothing to do. They had skipped school and were in the next town over. The kids walked a couple blocks over and sat down on the curb. Moments later, a limousine slowly approaches them. The window rolls down, and to their surprise, there's President Ford! He looks over, stares them right in the eyes, and says "How ya doin', boys?", and then pulls away.

    End of story.
  • edited January 2007
    I would have seriously not slept for days after that. The gray, stone-like eyes of President Ford staring directly into mine would haunt my dreams. I'd see him in mirrors. I'd see him on the backs of my eyelids. I'd see him on the ceiling above my bed at night. There would be no running. How can you run from someone who is everywhere? The world is on fire. Run.
  • edited January 2007
    Where do you run if all you can go to is fire?
  • edited January 2007
    Offworld, clearly.
  • edited January 2007
    well in case of a world of fire i recomend suicide...or find a way to enter pergetory
  • edited January 2007
    Or you could wear fire retardent clothes.

    Heh heh, retardent.