Wii Kitties!Night Lord has one of 'em as his desktop background, but I was linked to it on VG cats. Wii+Kitty=freaking sweet! These guys are adorable and ready to be put on your desktop!
I...really don't see what's so fantastic about all that. I'll never understand why people are so amused by cats. Of course I've seen cats do some hideous, terrible things. I've also seen them get squished, mauled, decapitated, shot, and eaten. So yeah. Not so keen on cats, myself.
It sounds like you're blaming cats for getting destroyed, and are also afraid to see or get close to them for fear they're going to be spontaneously mutilated.
Well I'm slightly incoherent tonight I guess. The mauled, decapitated, and eaten parts were perpetrated by other cats. Watch a cat catch and eat a chipmunk sometime. Don't tell me you have had one claw the crap out of you. Ooh! how 'bout seeing them puke...after eating that chipmunk. Then they lay the remains to the half-eaten rodent right at your feet and make like they want to lick your toes or something. When I said eaten, I mean I saw a cat give birth to kittens only to eat them minutes later. Then there was that time a cat decided it was a good idea to give birth to kittens on the steps in front of our front door in the middle of January in sub 0 temperatures. Then there was the time my mom started her car to go in to work and had a kitten drop out of the engine as she drove off and it was all bleeding and twitching. Naturally I had to be the one to grab a shovel, whack it over the head and bury it. I'm probably not doing well to make the point I want to with this.
Really you are only partly right. See, all this has done little more than fill me with wonder at how these stupid cats can still be roaming the yard to this day whenever I go home. Is it necessarry that I should pity them? Do I really have to? I swear the things are so horribly inbred I'm suprised they can even walk straight. I've long ago decided it's pointless to take the time to pity those cats. If I died in a house with cats in it? They'd probably eat me. Then they would get sick and die.
Yes, they are "cute" as you say. Honestly, I've realised I was in a bad mood or something yesterday. Apparently, eating nothing but small quantities of junk food, getting very little sleep, and spending many hours driving through tight traffic for a couple of days does not do good things to one's psyche.
For the record I have plans that involve buying a Wii. At least when I don't have to stand in line to get one.
X'o'Lore, the simple solution would really be to become a hermit, and live with the deer. Much more resilient.
But yes. Aren't those wii-kitties marvellous? I would photograph mine, but he refuses to let me put stuff on him. He is however on Stuffonmycat.com. See if you can find him. His name is ninja.
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It is stuffonmycat.com
Well I'm slightly incoherent tonight I guess. The mauled, decapitated, and eaten parts were perpetrated by other cats. Watch a cat catch and eat a chipmunk sometime. Don't tell me you have had one claw the crap out of you. Ooh! how 'bout seeing them puke...after eating that chipmunk. Then they lay the remains to the half-eaten rodent right at your feet and make like they want to lick your toes or something. When I said eaten, I mean I saw a cat give birth to kittens only to eat them minutes later. Then there was that time a cat decided it was a good idea to give birth to kittens on the steps in front of our front door in the middle of January in sub 0 temperatures. Then there was the time my mom started her car to go in to work and had a kitten drop out of the engine as she drove off and it was all bleeding and twitching. Naturally I had to be the one to grab a shovel, whack it over the head and bury it. I'm probably not doing well to make the point I want to with this.
Really you are only partly right. See, all this has done little more than fill me with wonder at how these stupid cats can still be roaming the yard to this day whenever I go home. Is it necessarry that I should pity them? Do I really have to? I swear the things are so horribly inbred I'm suprised they can even walk straight. I've long ago decided it's pointless to take the time to pity those cats. If I died in a house with cats in it? They'd probably eat me. Then they would get sick and die.
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For the record I have plans that involve buying a Wii. At least when I don't have to stand in line to get one.
But I see where you're coming from now.
But yes. Aren't those wii-kitties marvellous? I would photograph mine, but he refuses to let me put stuff on him. He is however on Stuffonmycat.com. See if you can find him. His name is ninja.
Sure I'll just go hop in my deer magne- I mean car and drive down the road.
http://stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=1543&catid=11
Look for a ginger tom and a blue checkered bedspread.
I can't seem to find one I like.
EDIT: In your face, Night Lord.