Like that doll maker thing

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  • Faith KittyFaith Kitty
    edited February 2006
    The eye is symbolic because she can "see" people with her sixth sense, so she's not completely blind. Just eyeless, so people assume she's blind.:D

    I'm afraid to ask what Jiffy Pop is...
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2006
    Jiffy Pop NEVER works. Every time we've tried it, it always burns. Though my dog DID enjoy the ashes.
  • Faith KittyFaith Kitty
    edited February 2006
    I now remember what Jiffy Pop is.

    hlavco, have you tried a Solar Death Ray?:p
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2006
    See, even THE SUN couldn't cook it right! Jiffy Pop ALWAYS burns. ALWAYS.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2006
    Once a mild mannered mad madam of SCIENCE!, young Stephanie Pulford pushed the limits of SCIENCE! too far...

    Now, this aeronautics engineer brings a new meaning to the term cool your jets. Fighting evil and conservatives everywhere while preventing sexual harassment in the workplace, STEPHANIE PHD flies high for justice... and SCIENCE!
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2006
    Hmm... this one's a mystery.
  • LangLang
    edited February 2006
    ROFL
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2006
    Once a mild mannered English teacher, but then laid off due to an excess of failing grades throughout his classes, Mr. Khan is now a crazed hobo!

    But his mission to save the world has not been abandoned! What adventures will our hero face on these mean streets?
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    At least you have a kickass hobo-coat there.

    Is the baseball bat to get the squirrels out of your head?
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2006
    Why, yes. However, it seems to be an inefficient tool, thus far.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    Just remember: Violence is always the answer. If it doesn't work, you obviously just need to use more violence.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2006
    So that's why there have been no updates, Stef has been fighting crime.

    And apparantly can't draw because she has no hands.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2006
    Next up:

    Malcolm Sex: Pleasing the ladies.... by any means neccessary.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2006
    You've inspired me Khan.

    I now present England's oldest and greatest hero, Captain British.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2006
    wouldn't he be Britain's oldest and greatest hero? or are you leaving out the Scottish and the Welsh, you insensitive monster!?!?
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2006
    He may be great, but not even Captain British can protect all of Britain.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    I dunno. It's not all that big.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2006
    The crime is densely packed.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited February 2006
    That's ok, this scotsman can take care of it.

    Sent into the future by a freak haggis explosion, he returned to the present in order to save Scotland from itself.

    He also can accessorize, but only with two colors.
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2006
    Professor MacJake wrote:
    wouldn't he be Britain's oldest and greatest hero? or are you leaving out the Scottish and the Welsh, you insensitive monster!?!?


    Don't worry Jake, I got a gift:

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    STEREOTYPICAL WELSH-MAN!

    FEAR his sidekick sheep, and his staff of ass-whoop
  • Faith KittyFaith Kitty
    edited February 2006
    It's the Crook of Whoopass.:p The proper term is crook.
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2006
    I stand corrected.

    Fear the crook of whoopass....

    That sounds like a nickname of a gay gangster
  • Faith KittyFaith Kitty
    edited February 2006
    It probably was at some point.
  • godgod
    edited February 2006
    why do you not use the NEWER version?
    http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine2/heromachine2.asp

    i still cant upload mine despite the directions. i suck at computers...
  • stefstef
    edited February 2006
    I LOVE having jets for hands! It's like having a jetpack that severely limits your ability to do everyday tasks!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    I bet you'd be really good in the kitchen though.

    You could slice things and cook them at the same time.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2006
    Not with any degree of precision though.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    Therein lies the amusement value.
  • godgod
    edited February 2006
    they should do a cooking show where you have your hands amputated and replaced with jets and you have to cook thing, and john madden does the commentary. john madden should do the commentary for everything, like olympic pairs skating
  • stefstef
    edited February 2006
    John Madden is rumored to show up at my place of employ occasionally, since his brother supposedly lives pretty close to here. Perhaps John Madden will see my jet-hands and offer to narrate my workday.

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