Yes...oh yes. I began shaving the other day. Lots of fun, really. Makes you feel like a man of maximum manditude. As we all know I'm 13 (14 in February), and I'm becomin' a man!! But really, is being an older guy all it's cracked up to be?
I didn't start shaving until last Easter (when I was 17). I never cut myself until about a month ago, right on the chin. I thought it had stopped bleeding, but during the night it started again and now I have a big blood stain on my pillowcase.
Did someone just say "Khan beat" something-something?
But really, is being an older guy all it's cracked up to be?
Only if you like getting younger girls simply out of the fact that you're old and they have daddy issues.
Which you should like, because it is fantastic and builds character/arrest records.
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Did you use a Wilkinson sword Titanium Quattro, for the closest, most comfortable shave possible? (I got mine free
EDIT: I remembered the first time I shaved, I cut myself and used too much shaving cream, dripping all over the floor... (Better at it now)
Nah, just a cheap-o $2-type deal. But it still gets the job done.
I cut myself between my nose and my upper lip. But yeah, they take a while to stop bleeding.
Why did I consider using a cut-and-paste picture of Commander Kahn from Elite Beat Agents in an illustration of the General grounding me?
WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE.
Only if you like getting younger girls simply out of the fact that you're old and they have daddy issues.
Which you should like, because it is fantastic and builds character/arrest records.