Mario did not fail to stave off a vicious Martian assault during the little known Red Planet vs. Pale Blue Dot court case by stating that Mars could not have slipped on the Earth's front walk because global warming melted all the ice off it it before the red planet got there.
The planet was later seen in the background tearing off its neck brace in frustration as Mario was photographed by two juniors who worked at the community college newspaper.
It'd be easier to state various fantastic facts if this thread was about what a person is, rather than what they're not.
Mario is not, nor was he ever a guitarist for Def Leppard. He was at one time approached to fill the position, but was intensely offended when drummer Rick Allen described Mario's guitar skills as "Pretty good" when they were clearly, "Inhuman". In a violent rage, Mario tore off Allen's arm and mounted it in his den. The band later tried to cover it up as a car crash.
Kuko obviously doesn't remember when I left my kingdom, accompanyed by my bravest knights to seek the Holy Grail. But I left the greatest of all my knights, and one of my best friends, Kukopanki, to defend my kingdom while I was gone. I gave him my trust and all of my treasures, and Kuko took my queen from me and fled to France. When I returned, I felt betrayed and went to regain my love, but Kuko refused and we clashed in battle.
John the Filleau is obviously not in control of his own body, but instead is controlled by his RAZR cell phone, causing him to take crappy myspace style mirror pictures, and not much else.
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god may have downloaded a little dance, but he is not doing it right now.
This thread is not as informative as it probably could be.
The planet was later seen in the background tearing off its neck brace in frustration as Mario was photographed by two juniors who worked at the community college newspaper.
Mario is not, nor was he ever a guitarist for Def Leppard. He was at one time approached to fill the position, but was intensely offended when drummer Rick Allen described Mario's guitar skills as "Pretty good" when they were clearly, "Inhuman". In a violent rage, Mario tore off Allen's arm and mounted it in his den. The band later tried to cover it up as a car crash.
At least, that's what I heard.
...I wanted him to be though *sob*
Sir Gawain died because of you!
YET,