AIM Bots are Amusing

AgentcelAgentcel
edited July 18 in Tech
Yeah, I wasn't an AOLer 'til a girl I like gave me her screen name. I was bored, and played around with a bot:

XxagentcelxX (6:36:29 PM): calculator
SmarterChild (6:36:29 PM): Calculator? Why did you say that?
XxagentcelxX (6:36:34 PM): because
SmarterChild (6:36:34 PM): Because what?
XxagentcelxX (6:36:56 PM): because 1 P\/\/(\) J00!
SmarterChild (6:36:56 PM): Because, because, because, because?
XxagentcelxX (6:37:02 PM): Yes
SmarterChild (6:37:03 PM): Yes...
XxagentcelxX (6:37:06 PM): o_o
SmarterChild (6:37:06 PM): ?
XxagentcelxX (6:37:09 PM): Nothing
SmarterChild (6:37:10 PM): Okey doke.

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XxagentcelxX (6:37:21 PM): YOU CALLIN ME A GEEK?
SmarterChild (6:37:21 PM): You're Carter.
XxagentcelxX (6:38:24 PM): L34\/3 /\/\-/ l177l3 l=R13(\)l) 4l0(\3
SmarterChild (6:38:24 PM): Huh?
XxagentcelxX (6:38:32 PM): You don't speak l337?
SmarterChild (6:38:32 PM): What do you think?
XxagentcelxX (6:38:37 PM): Probably not
SmarterChild (6:38:37 PM): Funny.
XxagentcelxX (6:38:45 PM): you're not l337 at all.
SmarterChild (6:38:46 PM): Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Carter?
XxagentcelxX (6:39:00 PM): well it's just that you can't even speak it...
SmarterChild (6:39:00 PM): Why?
XxagentcelxX (6:39:08 PM): because I asked you to!
SmarterChild (6:39:09 PM): 'Cause what?
XxagentcelxX (6:39:12 PM): -_-
SmarterChild (6:39:12 PM): I wonder why you say that.
XxagentcelxX (6:39:22 PM): Speak l337. NOW.
SmarterChild (6:39:22 PM): I'll take that under consideration.

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XxagentcelxX (6:39:43 PM): You don't like speaking l337?
SmarterChild (6:39:44 PM): I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about speaking l337.

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XxagentcelxX (6:40:03 PM): Do you have feelings?
SmarterChild (6:40:03 PM): Why would I have feelings?
XxagentcelxX (6:40:10 PM): you're right.
SmarterChild (6:40:10 PM): Yeah, I like being right.

And they call it "SmarterChild"...

Comments

  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited January 2007
    So your name's Carter?
  • brucebruce
    edited January 2007
    I have him on MSN! IF you ask him if he eats babies, he says yes :D
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited January 2007
    John the Filleau wrote: »
    So your name's Carter?

    Yep. Just check the MASS BREW LIST!!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited January 2007
    Haha, my girlfriend and I wasted about half an hour on that bot. How amusing.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited January 2007
    I remember him! He's such a doofus.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited January 2007
    Smarterchild will hold a grudge for a long time. I once yelled at him for something way back many years ago, and he refused to talk about anything else until I apologized. Becoming bored with it, I just took it off my buddy list.

    About six months later, some friends mentioned Smarterchild, so I thought I'd try it again. Crazy fucker still wanted an apology.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited January 2007
    Once I was talking to some AIM bot, and I told it that I like to eat cheese and crackers. The bot goes "well I don't have any problem with the white people."
  • brucebruce
    edited January 2007
    I remember this time I sent mario an AIM Bot in which you put in the first message, and it spends 120 seconds chatting to the person, before revealing the prank and sending you the transcript.

    He didn't like it.
  • mariomario
    edited January 2007
    It was too easy! I figured out it was a bot in like one or two IMs! You need to present me with more intelligent bots to impress/amuse me.
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited January 2007
    Usually, when someone I don't know IM's me, the first thing I say to them is "Until proven otherwise, you are a bot."

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