So...band names is what i need!

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  • edited February 2007
    Psalm 151 is in the expansion pack for the Bible, "Shadows of the Pharoah"

    The also add Judge as a playable, but unlockable, character type. Man, killing kids was never so much fun.
  • edited February 2007
    You just do.

    Abe Lincoln can do it, can you?
    Abe Lincoln can do anything. It's not fair to expect us mere mortals to live up to his standards.
  • edited February 2007
    i mean come on! what human NEVER LIES!
  • edited February 2007
    Jesus. Well, I guess if you're considering avatars in that list, then Jesus. But other than that...
  • edited February 2007
    well...if anything he was barely human at all
  • edited February 2007
    Actually, the Council of Nicea declared Jesus to be fully human as well as fully divine. So, unless we're talking about the .5% of Christianity that doesn't recognize the Nicene Creed, nyahhh
  • edited February 2007
    now... let's see, if i can remember The Bible Game well enough... (Thanks for the best birthday present ever, mario and paul) I say go with "Wrath of God". Cause nothing sucks worse than when god takes all yer points away with locusts because you picked the wrong square. Either that or "Breaking All 10 Commandments at the Same Time", which by the way, is harder than it sounds.
  • edited February 2007
    Breaking all 10 commandments at the same time?

    That sounds hard.
  • edited February 2007
    Ok, you kill your father's mistress, who is also your mistress, while stealing from your neighbor, then you lie to god, who is in fact, a golden statue of yourself, about doing it, then you swear at him, then you go to work. This all takes place on Sunday.
  • edited February 2007
    now are we talking about this as one swift movement or done in several hours?
  • edited February 2007
    Yes. Yes we are.
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    I'd imagine the faster you do it, the more points you get. Or lose.
  • edited February 2007
    Well, breaking all 10 at the same time would require it to be one swift movement, it's like if you were playing Tetris Attack, and you got a 10 chain, only the chain is made up of mortal sins.
  • edited February 2007
    Sounds sexy.
  • edited February 2007
    That means that the band should be named Tetris Attack! And when people ask what the name has to do with the bible, you could explain all of the mind numbing sins accumulated by doing combo moves!
  • edited February 2007
    Takeru wrote: »
    Ok, you kill your father's mistress, who is also your mistress, while stealing from your neighbor, then you lie to god, who is in fact, a golden statue of yourself, about doing it, then you swear at him, then you go to work. This all takes place on Sunday.


    and tak just wrote the lyrics to your first song. every song could be a way to break all 10 at once, it's great!

    EDIT: best part is, every song will end in a group shouting "AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY!"
  • edited February 2007
    well...thats about the awesomest thing ive ever heard
  • edited February 2007
    geoko wrote: »
    ..."AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY!"

    I think I'll make that my new sig.
  • edited February 2007
    well then i have my first song
  • edited February 2007
    hlavco wrote: »
    Does the bible have gamblers? I think it works with a youngster, too.

    You'll need one of each.
  • edited February 2007
    Takeru wrote: »
    Ok, you kill your father's mistress, who is also your mistress, while stealing from your neighbor, then you lie to god, who is in fact, a golden statue of yourself, about doing it, then you swear at him, then you go to work. This all takes place on Sunday.

    You forgot bearing false witness.

    You tried, though, and that counts a little.

    Lying in general is not the same thing as lying about what someone else said or did.

    Also, using the name of God in vain is not "swearing" as in "fuck you, asshole." Its the misappropriation of God's name to acts you'd prefer to happen, or have done. Example, saying God ordained your attack on someone else when it isn't mandated in Exodus, or saying that God should damn something. Its sort of like bearing false witness against God, or telling God what to do.
  • edited February 2007
    crap now i have to go record something with that in it
  • edited February 2007
    Alright, here's song two:

    Have sex with your neighbor's wife while thinking about "worshipping" a sex goddess with your mother in her fancy car that you really want, despite the fact that your mouth is stuffed with deep fried-bacon-and-salami-stuffed-cheese-wedges at that moment, you scream "GOD DAMN IT, I DIDN'T DO IT!" as you kill your neighbor who walks through the door with the gun you just stole from under the pillow and have no intent to give back, while with your other hand making a sculpture of a golden cow. (all together now) AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY!
  • edited February 2007
    *tears* beautiful
  • edited February 2007
    You didn't make yourself a god. Make that cow into yourself, and you're golden.
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    The statue could double as some sort of suit.
  • edited February 2007
    Takeru wrote: »
    You didn't make yourself a god. Make that cow into yourself, and you're golden.

    Literally.
  • edited February 2007
    So what genre or whatever will this song fit into?
  • edited February 2007
    Emo.
  • edited February 2007
    Doo-wop!