Actually, the Council of Nicea declared Jesus to be fully human as well as fully divine. So, unless we're talking about the .5% of Christianity that doesn't recognize the Nicene Creed, nyahhh
now... let's see, if i can remember The Bible Game well enough... (Thanks for the best birthday present ever, mario and paul) I say go with "Wrath of God". Cause nothing sucks worse than when god takes all yer points away with locusts because you picked the wrong square. Either that or "Breaking All 10 Commandments at the Same Time", which by the way, is harder than it sounds.
Ok, you kill your father's mistress, who is also your mistress, while stealing from your neighbor, then you lie to god, who is in fact, a golden statue of yourself, about doing it, then you swear at him, then you go to work. This all takes place on Sunday.
Well, breaking all 10 at the same time would require it to be one swift movement, it's like if you were playing Tetris Attack, and you got a 10 chain, only the chain is made up of mortal sins.
That means that the band should be named Tetris Attack! And when people ask what the name has to do with the bible, you could explain all of the mind numbing sins accumulated by doing combo moves!
Ok, you kill your father's mistress, who is also your mistress, while stealing from your neighbor, then you lie to god, who is in fact, a golden statue of yourself, about doing it, then you swear at him, then you go to work. This all takes place on Sunday.
and tak just wrote the lyrics to your first song. every song could be a way to break all 10 at once, it's great!
EDIT: best part is, every song will end in a group shouting "AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY!"
Ok, you kill your father's mistress, who is also your mistress, while stealing from your neighbor, then you lie to god, who is in fact, a golden statue of yourself, about doing it, then you swear at him, then you go to work. This all takes place on Sunday.
You forgot bearing false witness.
You tried, though, and that counts a little.
Lying in general is not the same thing as lying about what someone else said or did.
Also, using the name of God in vain is not "swearing" as in "fuck you, asshole." Its the misappropriation of God's name to acts you'd prefer to happen, or have done. Example, saying God ordained your attack on someone else when it isn't mandated in Exodus, or saying that God should damn something. Its sort of like bearing false witness against God, or telling God what to do.
Have sex with your neighbor's wife while thinking about "worshipping" a sex goddess with your mother in her fancy car that you really want, despite the fact that your mouth is stuffed with deep fried-bacon-and-salami-stuffed-cheese-wedges at that moment, you scream "GOD DAMN IT, I DIDN'T DO IT!" as you kill your neighbor who walks through the door with the gun you just stole from under the pillow and have no intent to give back, while with your other hand making a sculpture of a golden cow. (all together now) AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY!
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The also add Judge as a playable, but unlockable, character type. Man, killing kids was never so much fun.
That sounds hard.
and tak just wrote the lyrics to your first song. every song could be a way to break all 10 at once, it's great!
EDIT: best part is, every song will end in a group shouting "AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY!"
I think I'll make that my new sig.
You'll need one of each.
You forgot bearing false witness.
You tried, though, and that counts a little.
Lying in general is not the same thing as lying about what someone else said or did.
Also, using the name of God in vain is not "swearing" as in "fuck you, asshole." Its the misappropriation of God's name to acts you'd prefer to happen, or have done. Example, saying God ordained your attack on someone else when it isn't mandated in Exodus, or saying that God should damn something. Its sort of like bearing false witness against God, or telling God what to do.
Have sex with your neighbor's wife while thinking about "worshipping" a sex goddess with your mother in her fancy car that you really want, despite the fact that your mouth is stuffed with deep fried-bacon-and-salami-stuffed-cheese-wedges at that moment, you scream "GOD DAMN IT, I DIDN'T DO IT!" as you kill your neighbor who walks through the door with the gun you just stole from under the pillow and have no intent to give back, while with your other hand making a sculpture of a golden cow. (all together now) AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY!
Literally.