This is a good question. Maybe the brand new computer she got yesterday will help the process, you know, instead of the Windows ME piece of crap she was using.
I have a computer with Windows ME. It remains virus'd up (as in, really really slow) no matter how many times I wipe the hard drive. My Windows 95 computer runs faster. Thank goodness for XP. Wow, I own three computers.
I can't help but think of how cool it would be if there was a superhero that would combat the forces of audits and lazy/procrastinating taxpayers. Taxman would rock to an incomprehensible degree, that much is for sure.
Yeah, just like Santa. Except instead of bringing gifts and good tidings of cheer, he brings pain and woe unto those who fail to do their taxes expediently.
There once was a man from Australia
with oddly deformed genitalia
he showed the army
who delcared him quite barmy
and now he feels like a failure. -Jon
There once was a horse named Ed
Who was fabulous but now is dead.
He forgot his lines
Way too many times
And Wilbur kicked in his head. -Jakey
once jeff wanted a limerick
i thought it was some kind of gimmerick
so i punched him in the face
he said "this is a disgrace"
but atleast he got his damn limerick -Marcus
There once a box of tissues
It had all sorts of issues
"If you have a sneeze or a cough
I'll let you guys off
But my products are not to misuse!"
-Nate
There once was a guy named Ronald
He loved to eat grease at McDonald's
But his heart was too weak
Alas, he did break
On Bic Mac night at the McDonald's -Anna
There once was a woman so fine
That no man could not lose his mind
They'd stand there and stare
At her sweet derriere
But too bad, that woman is mine -Joe
A masked avenger in red
Wore a large letter "M" on his head
When a citizen asked,
"why, sir, are you masked?"
He replied, "What would you do, instead?" -Mys
There was a man made of marshmellow
whose skin was oddly colored yellow
He pondered "Why?"
To find out and cry
He was in a bowl of lime jello. -Nuki
Guys like that are just wierd. They get good at making up stories though. They'd tell ya an outright lie and you'd be inclined to believe them cause you don't even realize you should be suspicious of them.
I finally wrote a poem after not writing one in over a month. I don't want to be the sort of person that goes a month without writing a poem, it makes me feel bad, ya know, in my soul.
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And not the good kind of dirty.
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"Reboot in MS-DOS mode"
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