Comfort me

DrLeopoldStrabismus · February 2006

You there, please comfort me. I require it.

-Thanks in advance,
John the Filleau

Cytroll · February 2006

Yes, sir!

*Comforts*

What would be the reason for comforting again?

DrLeopoldStrabismus · February 2006

It's because I require it, of course.

Cytroll · February 2006

In that case. *Continues comforting*

god · February 2006

is this comforting some how related to vomiting?

kukopanki · February 2006

There is no pain you are receding, a distant ship smoke on the horizon..

There, that's comforting. I think.

stef · February 2006

There there, John.

Amoeba Boy · February 2006

*Fluffs pillow* Is that better?

Apathy · February 2006

*points to sig*

kukopanki · February 2006

Hey, I know lepers. And guess what? They do have leprosy.

hlavco · February 2006

Take comfort in the fact that you can be better than a Junior Member, simply by changing your title.

kukopanki · February 2006

You can be a Senior Member if you like.

X'o'Lore · February 2006

Or the all important "Senior Chief Executive Member."

god · February 2006

But not the Vice-Baron o' Memberness. that ones mine

Faith Kitty · February 2006

Aww... *comforts John* I purr. You can pet me if you want.

KhanFusion · February 2006

Olga?

Drooling Iguana · February 2006

Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate!

Hamelin · February 2006

Not according to the elderly!

DrLeopoldStrabismus · February 2006

KhanFusion wrote:

Olga?

Bwahaha, I love you, sir.

And no thanks, Faith. Seriously, though, nude pics or GTFO.

bruce · February 2006

Hope this helps with the comforting process.

Faith Kitty · February 2006

John the Filleau wrote:

And no thanks, Faith. Seriously, though, nude pics or GTFO.

Pfft, screw you! You'll get none of me unless you marry me!

bruce · February 2006

He doesn't need them, he has the old woman picture.

RAAWR!

Professor MacJake · February 2006

Did John ever say why he needed comforting?

X'o'Lore · February 2006

No.

Professor MacJake · February 2006

The cur!!

X'o'Lore · February 2006

I was going to comment about Faith up there, but it involved a pun that I just can't bring myself to type.

god · February 2006

tell it to me, i will

DrLeopoldStrabismus · March 2006

Faith Kitty wrote:

Pfft, screw you! You'll get none of me unless you marry me!

Remember, guys, if a girl won't give you nude pics, she's over 300 lbs! (roughly 135 kg)

kukopanki · March 2006

Is that a fact?

DrLeopoldStrabismus · March 2006

I'd make a Wikipedia entry about it if they wouldn't just delete it again.

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