Fish + Lasers = SCIENCE!

ApathyApathy
edited July 2023 in For SCIENCE
You can apparently tattoo fish using lasers.

One step closer to world domination.

Comments

  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2007
    Who is, fish, or people with lasers?
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2007
    It's a teamwork thing.

    Next step: HAIRCUTS USING FISH WITH LASERS!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2007
    And here I was getting my hopes up for seeing sharks and/or mutated seabass with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads...
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2007
    Drooling Iguana wrote: »
    And here I was getting my hopes up for seeing sharks and/or mutated seabass with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads...

    MUTATED SEABASS DO NOT HAVE LASERS ATTATCHED TO THEIR HEADS!
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited March 2007
    Drooling Iguana wrote: »
    And here I was getting my hopes up for seeing sharks and/or mutated seabass with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads...
    Grr..beat me to that quote.
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited April 2007
    rightclickscott wrote: »
    MUTATED SEABASS DO NOT HAVE LASERS ATTATCHED TO THEIR HEADS!
    Mutated Seabass do, however, have lasers built into their heads.
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited April 2007
    Melted Jhonnycake wrote: »
    Mutated Seabass do, however, have lasers built into their heads.

    NIIICE.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited April 2007
    Kinda disturbing really. If I got a fish laser tattoed it would say on it "Fish, dam ye." on its side.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    Mine would have "Damn, Girl" on the side. Wait, could it fit "Justin Timberfish"? If I got a fish I would name it that. I wish these guys made a website for typing in tattoos like iPod does for the engarvings. Sometimes I try to fit as much of "Senorita" as I can in there, but they don't let you use very much.
  • stefstef
    edited April 2007
    http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/fda_approves_laser_comb

    Yes, it's just the Onion's reference, but the FDA approved a laser comb. I'd say that's one step closer to inventing a fish-operated laser haircutting procedure.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    Here's the official site. For sssssssssSCIENCE! ?
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