Episode 6: April 1st, 2007 - OMG JUSTIN!!!

mariomario
edited April 2007 in The Orange Belt Podcast
The Justin Timber-Lake Fan Podcast returns in full force! Listen to Professor MacJake as he fawns over our favorite pop star! Like he does every week! JUSTIN YOU'RE THE BEST!!!

Shownotes! Except it's really just the songs, but that's all that really matters anyway because Justin's music is like the divine ambrosia! Bye bye baaaaai!
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  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited April 2007
    I really wish that he would answer my fan letters.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    Don't feel too bad! He's so busy answering fan letters, and him being the awesome celeb he is, he answers each and every one of them! I think they said that on an episode of The Simpsons, but I don't watch that show too much because the soundtrack is weird. No Justin? What are they thinking!
  • stefstef
    edited April 2007
    He totally answered my fan letter. And not with a restraining order, either.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    Lucky! I gotta read that some time.
  • stefstef
    edited April 2007
    Chapter 12 was your best yet, Jakey. So sweet! I almost cried! How could Britney ever leave Maurrrrice? I mean, Justin.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited April 2007
    I think you mean "The Justin".

    And I'm glad that Bald Bull left The J.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    I really liked the newest chapter too. It was really touching and heartwarming. Jakey, I can't find the other episodes on the site! Guess we'll have to re-upload them later. Which one was the one where Professor JacMake tried to make breakfast with Justin and they ran out of eggs so Justin went and bought him some? I bet Justin would really do that for someone.
  • stefstef
    edited April 2007
    Was that in the same episode where Justin and Professor JacMake and the other guys shared a heaping plate of spaghetti, and JT and JM started eating the same piece of spaghetti and didn't realize their faux pas until their faces were mere milimeters apart and they stared startledly into each others' deep blue eyes?
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited April 2007
    I think that was a Fanfic you wrote.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited April 2007
    mario wrote: »
    I really liked the newest chapter too. It was really touching and heartwarming. Jakey, I can't find the other episodes on the site! Guess we'll have to re-upload them later. Which one was the one where Professor JacMake tried to make breakfast with Justin and they ran out of eggs so Justin went and bought him some? I bet Justin would really do that for someone.

    That was Part 7! At Professor JacMake's secluded Italian villa. He wanted the eggs to make his beard extra shiny and luxurious! I'm not sure how I come up with these gripping characters, but I feel that people can relate to Professor JacMake's fabulous life, and awesomeness
    Stef wrote: »
    Was that in the same episode where Justin and Professor JacMake and the other guys shared a heaping plate of spaghetti, and JT and JM started eating the same piece of spaghetti and didn't realize their faux pas until their faces were mere milimeters apart and they stared startledly into each others' deep blue eyes?

    I don't remember that part but hay now I know something that could fit in Part XIII when Justin and Professor JacMake go on their first "real" date
  • stefstef
    edited April 2007
    Did I write that? Because, it was hot.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited April 2007
    He's probably a Cylon.
  • stefstef
    edited April 2007
    Dude, I watched Battleseegly all week, and if it taught me one thing, it's that Cylons are TOTALLY hott. I wish Justin was a Cylon because then we could make one mil1ion copies of him and then he would totally destroy the human race. ...with his love.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    I don't know what that means! But it sounds pretty hawt.

    Wait, is that from that Battleseegly show? That show's okay but kind of boring I mean all they do is shoot lasers and fly around in spaceships when there could be awesome musical numbers. I think you all know that I'm suggesting that Justin could be performing his songs on the ship. The CIC or whatever would be a great place for it, he could stand up on one of those glowy tables so everyone in the room could see.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    Oh yeah stef!! You're right the cylons are the ones with all the copies. Yes Justin should totally be a cylon. They could make an awesome huge *NSYNC band
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited April 2007
    This episode was so sweet. I can't wait till next week to hear part 13. I know it's unlucky but I hope JT and JM can pull through.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited April 2007
    Listening to this again, I'm sort of baffled by my inability to properly pronounce "Saturday"

    I SWEAR I CAN DO IT RIGHT GUYS
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited April 2007
    Hey, I thought Part 13 would be released this week! Where is it?

    I've been listening to this podcast for several straight days now.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    Yeah, what's the holdup? We need to see what happens with JacMake!!
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited April 2007
    Sorry friends! The Justin/JacMake love story was a one time only romp in the world of gay erotic fanfiction. I am actually a little disturbed with how easy it was to write. In the interest of saving my sanity and immortal soul, I must retire from creating any new chapters for The Love That Lasts Through the Ages.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited April 2007
    ='(
  • mariomario
    edited April 2007
    Aw come on, there are ways to keep it going without it getting disturbing, by having more normal-ish situations with fewer sexual undertones, like the omelette one I mentioned, or the fanfic in Jeff's forum. That way they're fun for the whole family, and we can subconsciously add in the naughty parts on our own! Everyone wins.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited April 2007
    You don't understand. My mind's been forever tainted. I've woken up screaming in the night, thinking of Professor JacMake holding Justin in his arms, inching his mouth closer towards Justin's soft, slightly parted lips, the anticipation and desire coursing through my body like lightening bolts
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited April 2007
    Just remember: It was all just imagined by that autistic kid from the last episode of St. Elsewhere.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited April 2007
    Does that mean I get to be Mr. Feeny in a few years?
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited April 2007
    Sure. Why not. We all know that Mr. Feeny is a Cylon anyway.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited April 2007
    If we had it your way we'd just assume everyone was a Cylon!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited April 2007
    Sure, Feeny's attempt to blend in with humanity worked well enough, and has certainly fooled a lot of people, but some of us still remember his earlier, much less successful attempt to disguise himself as a gadget-laden black Trans-Am. That "scanner" was a dead giveaway.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited April 2007
    I really didn't like how they kept trying to keep him in the show. Especially when he was a student in college, and then started dating the proffessor, and then apparently got a doctorate overnight and became their teacher again.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited April 2007
    I meant to say this a week earlier:

    Shut up, Matt. The show was perfect.

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