the dangers of a wandering mind
So, once again, I find myself finding new forms of entertainment at work, so when my boss asked me to put a label on a camera box saying that it was broken and that would discourage its use, I labeled it like this. (I thought some o' y'all might find this entertaining, I know I did.)
ABANDON ALL HOPE,
YE WHO ENTER HERE.
BEWARE!
[xxx]'S OLD Hi8 CAMERA
This is the Necromicon of cameras, to use it is not only foolish but could very easily cause the destruction of mankind. Only in the most DIRE of circumstances should it ever see the light of day. It rarely gets any picture and most of the buttons are broken... good luck.
EDIT: If I ever have to open that box, I'm so gonna make it all dramatic and say the words "Clatu... Verata... N*coughcough*..."
ABANDON ALL HOPE,
YE WHO ENTER HERE.
BEWARE!
[xxx]'S OLD Hi8 CAMERA
This is the Necromicon of cameras, to use it is not only foolish but could very easily cause the destruction of mankind. Only in the most DIRE of circumstances should it ever see the light of day. It rarely gets any picture and most of the buttons are broken... good luck.
EDIT: If I ever have to open that box, I'm so gonna make it all dramatic and say the words "Clatu... Verata... N*coughcough*..."
Comments
I can use it now, right?
Also, awesome!