Umbrella Corporation

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  • edited April 2007
    ...doesn't it?
  • edited April 2007
    ...You're right, I'm sorry. Don't know what I was thinking.
  • edited April 2007
    I believe you were thinking "That doesn't have to be the followup response every time someone mentions sharks!"
  • edited April 2007
    kukopanki wrote: »
    But how would you have access to this employees IDs, Trireme, if you yourself weren't an Umbrella AND/OR Citigroup employee? You won't fool us!

    These IDs were not mine, but instead of trusted janitor friends of mine named Bill and Todd. Bill and Todd went though a great deal of trouble to get these IDs to me and they said that they would appreciate a certain level of anonymity, ergo the removed photos.

    Amoeba Boy, you are correct. All ID cards eventually take on the persona of their respective corporations!
  • edited April 2007
    Bill and Todd? Do they travel through time in a flying bus stop, or something?

    RADICAL! *air drums*
  • edited April 2007
    I bet Bill does when he's not being a janitor at work. Todd doesn't though. Bill tries to get him to go with sometimes, after that thing happened to Ted, but Todd refuses t go with because he heard about that fateful day that Ted disappeared and isn't willing to take part in something that might be so dangerous. Todd doesn't want to be the new Ted.
  • edited May 2007
    So right you are X’o’lore. Before Bill and Todd existed, Bill and Ted would laugh and sing all over Citigroup’s premises. Then one fateful day, Ted accidentally wandered into Citigroup’s “Internal Matrix Uplink” room and instantly disappeared, but not before saying “whoa.” Bill was sad about Ted’s departure, but continued to work at Citigroup for some reason. Because Todd worked at Umbrella Corporation, (which has one of their research facilities suspiciously close to a Citigroup office building…) Bill and Todd eventually became “best buds.”