Happy May-Day

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  • edited May 2007
    Pfff, whatever.





    Assface.
  • edited May 2007
    Fuck you Amoeba Boy. You think you can come to this thread and start Pffing people here? At least we fucking try to bring some information to others and to have real conversations not like you stupid buttwipe. And what the hell are you anyway, and amoeba or a boy?
  • edited May 2007
    THE BWST WAY TO FIX "FRENDZ":

    PS: This is my 69th post... and will probably be my best post ever.
    I should just stop now... with JT as my avatar.

    Dear god, what has happened to me?
  • edited May 2007
    Who the hell are you to be yelling at people, kukopanki? "Hola, vine a flotar" What the hell is that? What the hell are you doing to that vine anyway? Get the crap out if you're not going to speak God's language, English. Stupid communists.
  • edited May 2007
    God damn all of you! Pollinator, you've been here how long and you've only posted 69 times? Jesus, don't come in here and start flaming if you never say shit otherwise.

    And kukopanki, what the fuck does your name even mean? It sounds like a shitty Japanese porn.

    Illithid, get off your boner for English, not all of us can dedicate our college lives to reading old books, you stupid fuck. Have fun talking about Shakespeare and Euripides with all of your customers at Steak N Shake, maybe you can get an extra buck in tips that way.

    Amoeba Boy, you are NOT significant. Get over yourself, and stop plagiarizing Calvin and Hobbes with your avatar.
  • edited May 2007
    I'll have you know, I ruined my 69 post count to yell at you jerks. You guys probably LIKE Friends, no wonder you're being so mean. Fsck -fy you all, man! *runs crying*
  • edited May 2007
    Hey, screw you for not liking Friends.
  • edited May 2007
    Fuck, you're stupid Serephel! Euripides is Greek! What the hell does he have to do with English?
  • edited May 2007
    Because retards who major in English don't spend all their time studying the language! They already speak the damned language, so they read old books instead! Durrr!
  • edited May 2007
    EVERONE COME ON LETS GO GET ICE CREAM.
  • edited May 2007
    SCREW YOU YOU SMALL PREPUBESCENT CHILD. ADULTS ARE SPEAKING.
  • edited May 2007
    Stef, it is of no use. These people wouldn't know ascerbic humor if a clown raped them and wiped off in their hair.


    Meanwhile, hating Friends was and apparently still is the lamest trend ever. Twas a good show, and I mantain that the only people who hate Friends are the kind of people who hate anything as long as the cool kids tell them to hate it. Friends was great, with many seasons of relatively good writing and character balance. If you disagree with me, state your case in a manner that proves you're not a moron. Then, and only then, will I actually regard your point.

    Meanwhile, It is time to shake off this rampant 4-chanism. Anon works because its Anon. And no, it does not forgive, for it is evil.

    Meanwhile, I know who the fuck you people are, and you look like retards.
    "O I IZ MAKIN DEEZ STATMUNTS IN SUCH A WAY, CUZ DEY BE FUNNAY IN ALL CAPZ, BRO."
    The olden days would have eaten you alive. I would have eaten you alive.
    And I'm go'n eat yo family.
  • edited May 2007
    Friends was better when it had a monkey.
  • edited May 2007
    NOTHING is better with a monkey.
  • edited May 2007
    What are you saying, you deformed Pikachu wannabe? Everything is better with a monkey.
  • edited May 2007
    Monkeys are stupid. Putting a monkey in anything automatically makes it worse. They are not funny. They are not amusing. They are just stupid.
  • edited May 2007
    Hey, Khan-Fusion.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=jN1oHGlfQlc

    I'll let Friends speak for itself.
  • edited May 2007
    Not bad, pollinator. Maybe you don't suck after all.
  • edited May 2007
    KhanFusion wrote: »
    The olden days would have eaten you alive. I would have eaten you alive.
    And I'm go'n eat yo family.

    Oh, look out everyone, it's a big scary man on the internet. He would have made some marginally humorous yet stinging observations about you three years ago!
  • edited May 2007
    Like you're one to talk, you're probably drunk right now. That's the only way you'd have the balls to stand up to anyone.
  • edited May 2007
    Pfft. You're only saying that 'cause you can't legally get drunk.
  • edited May 2007
    If your motivation to go out and get a drink is anything like how you brew, you probably haven't had a good stiff one since your 21st birthday.
  • edited May 2007
    Hamelin, don't ever mention obviously pervertable statements that can be twisted upon thee.


    Example: "Unlike you, who gets a stiff one from his Man every night"

    Jake, don't make me post our conversation from AIM.
    You drunken love sick fool.



    Overall Flame level: Better
  • edited May 2007
    I am bad at being a jerk!
  • edited May 2007
    But you're not bad at jerking. Odd.
  • edited May 2007
    See! See!
  • edited May 2007
    You'll see deez nuts...
  • edited May 2007
    I know you have that undeniable urge to bare yourself to other men Khan, but I'll have to respectfully decline that offer.
  • edited May 2007
    since when was hating friends a trend??? friggin everybody liked that crap, and honestly i never got it. i could tear it a new one, but i would be wasting my words on such feeble minds that couldn't possibly comprehend my arguments. The first person who can define "liminal space" off the top of their head is the next person i want to hear any comments from regarding television, you blathering pack of fools. cary on with your "nutz" conversation now, and while your at it, take colonel slouchy and his two wing men and bend em backwards, cause you can go screw yourselves.

    (I believe you all just got SERVED.)
  • edited May 2007
    That wasn't bad, up until you said we "got served". Saying "you got served" is the ultimate neutralizer for actually "serving" someone.

    Meanwhile, "colonel slouchy" is the new "meat flower."

    Also: Pollinator's counter burn is infinitely better than yours, buddy. And he didn't ruin it like you. Awwwww, so sorry.