I'm not dead!

HamelinHamelin
edited May 2007 in General
Even better! I got an apartment and my cable modem hasn't arrived in the mail yet! At the moment I'm stuck at a really crappy public computer at the community college while I attempt to jump absurd hurdles just to take two classes in the spring semester to transfer back to my four-year college.

I don't see why I have to prove what classes I've taken at Oakland. All I want to do is take the introductory german class and maybe a writing workshop, if they even have anything like that. Figures the only lady that can wave the placement tests is on lunch for like two hours when I come in.

Furthermore! I may have destroyed my friendship with someone in the process (of moving, not of getting a cable modem mailed or registering for classes), but at least I'm responsible for my own shit now.

Hopefully I'll have a more stable internet connection by the end of the weekend. Later folks.

Comments

  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited May 2007
    Good to hear from you!
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited May 2007
    RIP Hamelin.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited May 2007
    He...he was too beautiful for this world...
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited May 2007
    We'll miss you, Hamelin.
    He had so much potential. *sob*
  • geokogeoko
    edited May 2007
    gah, whatever, he was bringin' the brew down. we're better off for it. *coughs and hides*
    *is that guy*
  • NukivajNukivaj
    edited May 2007
    He's NOT dead yet!
  • geokogeoko
    edited May 2007
    so he claims, but he hasn't proved anything.
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, I'm gonna need to see a body. A living body.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited May 2007
    If he has no interwebs, then he's dead to me!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited May 2007
    He may already be dead. He could be from beyond the grave.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited May 2007
    Zombie Hamelin?!

    God help us, God help us all.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited May 2007
    I don't appreciate all this prejudice toward zombies. We should judge Hamelin (and all zombies) by the content of his character, not by the brains that he gorges himself on each horrific night as he stalks the earth somewhere between life and death
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited May 2007
    Couldn't resist.

    http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Hamelin
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    Professor MacJake wrote: »
    I don't appreciate all this prejudice toward zombies. We should judge Hamelin (and all zombies) by the content of his character, not by the brains that he gorges himself on each horrific night as he stalks the earth somewhere between life and death

    But that pretty much does define a zombie's character. Except for George Romero zombies, who don't eat brains any more than other body parts.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited May 2007
    Actually, the brain-eating only came along with Return of the Living Dead, so it's not really an essential part of the zombie mythos.

    And the RotLD zombies could run, so they were weird to begin with.
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    Well that settles it. Hamelin, you need to send us a picture of you running. If you can't run, you're a Romero zombie. If you can, you're probably a victim of the Rage virus and therefore alive, though still craving human flesh.
  • godgod
    edited May 2007
    And if you're a Romero zombie, you don't really eat human flesh, just ham shanks covered with chocolate sauce.
  • NukivajNukivaj
    edited May 2007
    hmmm... ham with chocolate... delicious...
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited May 2007
    Does every thread on this forum eventually settle on the topic of zombies and/or sci-fi movies?
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited May 2007
    The Pokemon thread is still clean.

    For now.
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited May 2007
    Not anymore!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited May 2007
    Oh crap, I responded to that before looking at this thread. You're sneaky.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited May 2007
    geoko wrote: »
    gah, whatever, he was bringin' the brew down. we're better off for it. *coughs and hides*
    *is that guy*
    Says you. At least I've gotten most all my brew panels out within 24 hours so far.

    Still no internet at the apartment yet, I'm at my grandma's on dialup.

    Also: Running is for chumps.
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited May 2007
    *Klunk*
    "Well, now he's dead..."

    And just because I feel like it:
    http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?MrCheeze
  • geokogeoko
    edited May 2007
    Hmmm... dial up... if zombies' ability to connect to the internet is anything like their ability to walk, they'd definitely connect through dial up. I think Hammy just confirmed his zombitude to us. oh well, nice knowin' ya Hammy McLinny.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited May 2007
    I'm back, on delicious, nutritious broadband! Turns out the internet company sent me a bad modem (jerks!).
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited May 2007
    *rezrektud*
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited May 2007
    AHHHHHHH! Quick, shoot it in the head!
  • geokogeoko
    edited May 2007
    THE DEAD WALK! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!

    *grabs a cricket bat*

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