TAKERU IN CANADA: THE MOVIE
Hey guys, Matt is here as we TYPE (speak?!)
Here's the photo adventure story number 1
(I hope the link works)
MORE PHOTO ADVENTURES LATER!
Here's the photo adventure story number 1
(I hope the link works)
MORE PHOTO ADVENTURES LATER!

Comments
Women don't play video games.
You killed him, didn't you??? You killed him and posed his dead body for pictures! You almost got away with it, but I caught you!
I wanna know how he beats Canada's last boss!
Glad to see you back in the Real North America!
I mean sure, it doesn't actually defeat her, but it does make her lose all of her buffs, so maybe you'll stand a chance.
ALSO: She can't be the final boss of Canada. Lord Eskimo is clearly of higher rank, and I doubt even he's the final boss of Canada.
Now that I think about it, I did see a large shadow of a menacing figure in the horizon as I was leaving.
He's a dick.